The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

I suggest you take a cold shower you old pervert, that's thew only reason you visit the hot springs.

Because of the cold and rainy weather I've decided to stay indoors and read a good book.

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@Dutchy,

"The Cat In The Hat" is a good book! Maybe you'll be able to finish it this time.

An old flame tried to contact me today but I didn't respond.

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@NickFun,

Dodging another paternity suit?

I'll be working in my garden today.

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@firefly,

You're finally going to act upon your neighbour's complaint and clean that weed paddock what used to be a garden.

My garden is the show piece in the street with lots of beautiful flowers and well manicured lawns.

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@Dutchy,

So you're intentionally deluding yourself by taping crayon drawings of poorly drawn flower, birds, and bees as well as a smiley~faced sun onto your window and pretending it's your actual view of your yard and neighborhood.

I have to take Monday off as my office will be closed for a 4 day Fourth of July weekend. I will be spending much of the day in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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@tsarstepan,

You mean the Welfare office will be closed, so you'll spend the day at the museum panhandling from the tourists to get money for booze. You'll get booted out of there, just as always.

I enjoyed the fireworks yesterday.

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@firefly,

You could see them through the bars in your cell?

I attended a rooftop part last night and we saw magnificent fireworks.

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@NickFun,

I'm not surprised that a bunch of your drunken friends getting into a brawl on the roof would be your idea of "fireworks". Bet you really saw some dazzling shooting stars when you were clobbered with that chair.

The heat around here has really gotten oppressive.

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@firefly,

But not as oppressive as that vile cloud of stench that follows wherever you go.

I'm such a good friend that I'm letting my good buddy from Florida sleep on an air mattress on my floor this week while he looks for a job here in NYC.

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@kickycan,

Yea right. Even though you have three fully furnished unoccupied bedrooms. You'll probably poke holes in the air mattress while he's sleeping.

Looks like I'll be headed to Germany in August.

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@NickFun,

Visiting your illegimate offspring again?

I beat a radar speeding charge today after I proved it wasn't my car involved.

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@Dutchy,

Yes, but you got yourself arrested for driving a stolen car, you idiot.

I have been looking over some cruise brochures.

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@firefly,

We would love it if you took a long, one way cruise to nowhere!

I am thinking of buying a boat.

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@NickFun,

Make it a slow boat to China so we won't see you for a while.

I've made a killing on the stockmarket yesterday.

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@Dutchy,

The only thing you killed was your assets. Put on your glasses, you dolt, you misread the stock quotes. That worthless investment you made went down the toilet yesterday.

I keep losing my internet connection and I think I need a new modem.

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@firefly,

Maybe if you paid your internet bill and traded in that Commodore computer.

I just finished a great workout.

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@NickFun,

Raiding your refrigerator at breakneck speed? Stuffing the food down with both hands? Ripping open all those bags of chips and cookies? Yup, you sure had a great workout.

I have the world's most brilliant dog.

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@firefly,

Did you really just post that.......

Wiping away the tears.

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@alex240101,

You cry at the drop of a hat. "The poor hat", you cried.

I've just made reservations for Germany for August.

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@NickFun,

You mean, you're being extradited for failing to pay child support to those two German frauleins you left holding the baby.

I'm pleased to say the Taxation Department has left me alone for the current financial year.

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