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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jun, 2010 08:44 pm
@Ticomaya,
I can see that. You and the boys staggering along the trails with a near empty bottle of moonshine.

I worked in an air conditioned studio all day today.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Jun, 2010 11:23 pm
@NickFun,
I hope you were playing a corpse, that's about your acting range.

I have been doing a lot of research the past few days.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jun, 2010 10:38 pm
@firefly,
And you have come to the conclusion that, theoretically, shaving your legs, face and underarms will make you at least somewhat more attractive.

My friend Tom is flying in from Germany this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2010 02:58 am
@NickFun,
You forgot to mention he is being deported for crimes against society, some friend.

I'm giving a talk tomorrow about current fish stocks in Australian waters.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2010 01:51 pm
@Dutchy,
You really know how to wow your nursing home audience with a topic they're dying to hear more about. Laughing Your last dazzler, "The Debate on Bait", Rolling Eyes had everyone snoozing. The staff at the home have been calling your birdbrain lecture series , "Nap time".

Had lunch today at a great seafood restaurant on the water.







Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2010 05:47 pm
@firefly,
No wonder they call you Moby Dick, lucky they didn't feed you to the sharks whilst you were there.

Having a relaxing day and may do some work in the garden,
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jun, 2010 06:32 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation: I'm getting drunk and may pass out in the weeds.

I'm dressed for some evening tennis.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 08:23 am
@NickFun,
Don't expect to find anyone who'll play with you. Your game is just as lousy in the evening as it is during the day. Even the tennis pro has given up on you.

I am trying to decide what to buy with a gift certificate.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 05:36 pm
@firefly,
That shouldn't be difficult, may I suggest a face lift which is long overdue.

I've been asked to judge a wine show today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 04:41 am
@Dutchy,
As the town drunk, and chief resident wino, you certainly have the experience for the job. But, leaving you with all those bottles, is like having the foxes guard the hen house. You'll be passed out before the show even starts.

I'm going to tackle a long overdue job today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 06:00 am
@firefly,
You're finally thinking of cleaning your house which looks and smells like a pig sty.

I intend to stay up all night and watch the football in Souh Africa.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 10:02 pm
@Dutchy,
It must be nice not having a life!

I am nicely bronzed after spending the day in the sun.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 10:08 pm
@NickFun,
them kids tie you to the stop sign again?

time to hit the hay...
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 04:13 pm
@Rockhead,
"The Hay" is a playful term for your wife, you animal!

Just taking a break between shots.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 04:16 pm
@NickFun,
yeah. no more tequila for you, padre...

time to make some dinner.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 06:04 pm
@Rockhead,
You mean heat up another can of beans. That's if you can find your can opener buried in the dirty dishes, empty beer bottles, and rotting pizza crusts on your kitchen counter, you lazy slob.

I had a hard time staying cool today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 07:18 pm
@firefly,
What's wrong with you, afraid to take a cold shower you smelly old tart?

I'm sitting near a cosy fire reading a good book.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2010 06:31 pm
@Dutchy,
Meaning your house is burning down and you are ignorant to it.

I seem to have avoided all the pitfalls of aging for the time being.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 08:29 am
@NickFun,
Just because you've had more plastic surgery and Botox than Joan Rivers, doesn't mean you've avoided anything, except the ability to move your facial muscles, you old fool.

The weather is so beautiful, I must get out and about today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jun, 2010 07:18 pm
@firefly,
Every time you leave the house it rains. I suggest you stay inside.

Tomorrow will be too hot for the hot springs!
 

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