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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2010 07:23 pm
@NickFun,
Those hardcore porn films you make must finally be paying off. Which one of your many overdue bills are you going to pay first?

I think I really enjoy being retired.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2010 09:18 pm
@firefly,
And everyone you used to work with really enjoys you being retired. It's win-win!

I may go visit my mom in Florida soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 07:30 am
@NickFun,
You're only saying that to look good, you haven't seen her in years you miserable sot.

I will be attending Cat Stevens live concert this weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 09:08 am
@Dutchy,
I doubt it. Your attempts to gate-crash concerts usually land you in jail.

I have been planning a big celebration.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jun, 2010 06:09 pm
@firefly,
You're moving away! Finally, a celebration your neighbors will appreciate!

I am sitting in my outdoor Jacuzzi waiting for my partner to return home.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 12:31 am
@NickFun,
You could be sitting there a long time as I just saw her board a JAL airliner destination Tokyo.

I'm planning taking my family out for dinner tonight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 10:12 am
@Dutchy,
Dumpster diving behind the McDonalds is hardly worth bragging about.

I might go to Herald Square this Thursday morning to see if I can be one of the first 50 in line to receive a free waffle iron.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 11:22 am
@tsarstepan,
Oh Boy! A FREE Waffle Iron! Then you can make waffles and make all your waffleless friends jealous!!!

I am doing a small part in a film today with Eva Longoria.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 11:24 am
@NickFun,
working security on the soundstage is not really a part you know...

if it gets much hotter, I'm going to melt.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 12:04 pm
@Rockhead,
The smell of your hair on fire and the painful burning sensation of your scalp? It hasn't led you to figure out that the top of your head is on fire?! Some people are slow but this is absolutely ridiculous!

Since my iPod died a couple of months ago, I bought a new memory card so I could listen to my music collection on my cell phone at work.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 07:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
Hey, beats working, huh?

I am sitting in a makeshift outdoor cafe.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jun, 2010 10:26 pm
@NickFun,
That's not a cafe but the Salvo's outdoor soup kitchen you scrounger.

I'll be donating my blood to the Red Cross this afternoon.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 07:49 am
@Dutchy,
Please give all of it this time.

Some animal got into my garden.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jun, 2010 08:29 am
@NickFun,
Not a very kind way to refer to your partner, who went to the trouble of picking some tomatoes for your dinner, you ungrateful creep.

I really wish it would rain, for the sake of my lawn.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Jun, 2010 03:46 pm
@firefly,
You are baffled as to why your neighbors still have nice lawns. I guess you've never heard of the concept of "watering".

My oranges are starting to come in nicely!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2010 12:26 am
@NickFun,
To call them oranges is a bit rich for those small mandarin pips don't you think?

I have lost severeal kilos in weight thanks to a sensible diet.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2010 03:43 pm
@Dutchy,
In other words your wife has locked the refrigerator and all the cupboards.

I have just returned from a refreshing albeit chilly swim.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2010 05:00 pm
@NickFun,
The people by the pool can open their eyes again.


I'm enjoying a nice vacation in Colorado.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2010 09:51 pm
@Ticomaya,
With Maw and Paw up in the mountains with that tied up pretty gal no doubt.

I may go hiking in the Canadian Rockies in August.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 20 Jun, 2010 09:55 pm
@NickFun,
Is the judge letting you out for good behavior?

I'll be hiking the Colorado Rockies tomorrow.
 

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