The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

What you really mean is you're going to sit out a four day sentence for non payment of fines and costs for your latest unpaid traffic violation.

My son has invited me for a few days of marlin fishing as soon as I feel up to it, will be a little while yet I'm afraid.

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@Dutchy,

For the time being you will settle for filching the neighbors goldfish.

ff to San Diego. After 5AM now.

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@NickFun,

I hope that means we won't be seeing your ugly kisser around here for a while.

My dieting has been very successful. I now have a much trimmer figure, having lost about 20lbs.

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@firefly,

All you need now is a tummy tuck, breast implant and face lift and you may find yourself a date at the 'grab a granny' dance.

Today I'm celebrating a friend's birtday at a small Country Restaurant.

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@Dutchy,

What a charming way to say "Burger King"!

I am in San Diego and will be working here until Friday.

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@NickFun,

You should be thankful that the judge sentenced you to do community service in San Diego, rather than spend another week in jail.

I'm taking a short trip tomorrow and I am going to try out my new GPS navigator.

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@firefly,

To the grocery store and back. Amazingly, you will still get lost!

My iPod has a built-in GPS.

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@NickFun,

Specially made for you so you can find your toilet when drunk, which happens all to frequently lately.

I won a small dividend in Cross Lotto last night.

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@Dutchy,

But, since you spent 5 times that amount buying the Cross Lotto tickets, you still came out a loser.

I bumped into an old acquaintance this morning.

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@firefly,

And he immediately denied having ever met you.

I wish I had brought my motorcycle instead of the car.

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@NickFun,

You have an ambitious dream to star in the remake of the counterculture film Easy Rider. You have the drugs, the drug habit, the drug money, and the malcontent attitude of a rebel hippie but you lack the fundamental ability to even ride a tricycle.

From now on, I going on a no cookie, no candy, no sweets, no ice cream, no snack diet for a month and see if I can lose some weight around the belly.

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@tsarstepan,

You have finally woken up after visiting the zoo and the elephants threw you peanuts you nutritional overachiever!

I'm lean, taut and terrific for my age.

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@Dutchy,

Seventy years old girls really do appreciate you!

I'm soporific, as usual...

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@Francis,

I would respond to this except that you bore me so much I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open.

I went to Sea World this afternoon.

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@NickFun,

And I bet you were the main attraction in that loud Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts outfit. Every tourist there snapped a photo of you. Most laughed so hard they had trouble holding their cameras steady.

I don't have any plans for this weekend.

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@firefly,

Who wants to spend a boring weekend with you, watching endless soapies and feeding your face with greasy take-aways you overweight couch potato.

Sunday afternoon, time for a nice drive and a coffee somewhere.

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@Dutchy,

Another chance for you to pollute the atmosphere with that oil burning, gas guzzling, heap of tin you drive.

I'm excited about the start of the summer season.

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@firefly,

So instead of sitting inside stuffing your face you'll be able to sit OUTSIDE stuffing your face.

I just got back from para-gliding with some friends.

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@NickFun,

Snorting coke with your cronies may make you feel like you're flying high, but don't b.s. us with that para-gliding nonsense, you druggie.

I took some great photographs today.

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@firefly,

Spotted your neighbor sunbathing nude again, eh?

I just got a big royalty check.

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