The Insult Chain Game

@oolongteasup,

Once bitten twice shy, you're finally taling the pill you man chaser.

Seeing a masseur later on today.

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@Dutchy,

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Seeing a masseur later

you have such a gaeity about you

i think i'll amuse myself in front of the screen for a time

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@oolongteasup,

"Onan" the handy man.

Guess Ill do up some bacon and eggs fer breakfast

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@farmerman,

Yup, let's clog up the old arteries as much as possible. It's amazing that any blood can still manage to squeeze through to your rapidly shrinking brain.

I think I will take a trip to the pet store today.

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@firefly,

Good idea. Go out and get yourself something pretty.

I will be doing some charity work for a homeless shelter next week.

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@NickFun,

What a noble deed finding all those abandoned puppies a home, a true animal lover.

I may have my first beer today.

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@Dutchy,

Must get drunk and pass out. Doctors orders!

I am doing a narration for a science program.

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@NickFun,

Unless it's written on a 2nd grade level, you'll have trouble pronouncing the words.

I've been trying out a vegetarian diet.

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@firefly,

To late fatty you left your run to late, look at you, you're so wide you need two chairs to sit on.

I will have a quiet weekend coming up.

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@Dutchy,

That's because no one wants to spend time with you anymore. Who can blame them? You haven't showered in at least two months, you slob.

I have to attend to something important today.

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@firefly,

Meaning: There's no more toiler paper.

I heard a strange, eerie sound while alone in my study last night.

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@NickFun,

That was you passing gas, you old fart. When you do it while sitting on a leather chair it makes an eerie sound, doesn't it? Keep eating those bean burritos, you'll hear it again...often.

I've been paying some bills online tonight.

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@firefly,

Such excitement for a Friday night! Tomorrow night you will play online Scrabble!

My lady and I will be attending a friends 50th birthday party in a few hours.

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@NickFun,

You should be ashamed and humiliated for regifting an open packet of stale Nicorette gum, especially since your friend has given up smoking 10 years ago and this nicotine gum just might push him over the edge to go back to his old 2 packs a day habit.

I will be going to a Lost in Astoria viewing party Sunday to see Lost's series finale. It will be the first time I have ever watched the show live on television.

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@tsarstepan,

However, on your way to the party, you will get Lost in Astoria

My cat has been bringing home too many 'presents'.

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@NickFun,

Well then stop encouraging her by lathering them up with barbecue sauce roasting those dead mice and songbirds on your grill on your back porch then sharing the cooked meat with your girlfriend.

I need a memory card so I can take photographs with my new cell phone.

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@tsarstepan,

But first you need a memory so you can remember to get a new memory card.

I'm going paragliding off the mountains tomorrow!

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@NickFun,

NickFun wrote:

But first you need a memory so you can remember to get a new memory card.

You Know me TOO well! Wink

Paragliding? When should I read the story of your untimely demise on the website Darwin Awards? Monday or next week? Sad

I bought the PC game Bioshock several months ago and have only played it once as its a tad too difficult even at the beginning of the game.

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@tsarstepan,

Try playing noughts and crosses any dimwit can play that.

I shall not be attending church today.

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@Dutchy,

The entire congregation is breathing a sigh of relief!

I shall be going mountain climbing in the morning followed in the evening by a drive to San Diego for four days.

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