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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2010 07:49 am
@Dutchy,
The priest explained you can't keep coveting your neighbors wife every weeks and expect it to always be absolved!

I have two different functions to attend today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2010 11:10 am
@NickFun,
Being the busboy for a wedding caterer is finally keeping you busy. This time, try not to drop the dishes, you klutz, those breakage fees really take a chunk out of your paltry salary.

I visited my local garden center and purchased some new flower pots.



NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 06:36 pm
@firefly,
Pots for your pot? Now you just need some new grow lights!

I am in Boston for a few days.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 07:05 pm
@NickFun,
You will be staying free of charge at the New England Center for Homeless Veterans conveniently located near City Hall. You will tell them you lost your DD214 (proof of military service) so when they find out you're not a veteran you'll already have left to return to the west coast.

I'm finally getting around to my first time visit of the MOMA to see the Lee Bontecou and William Kentridge exhibitions this Friday.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 09:23 pm
@tsarstepan,
Of course, you MUST get stoned before seeing them to fully appreciate the experience.

I just had dinner with some old friends.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 10:38 pm
@NickFun,
Who--Johnnie Walker and Jim Beam? I see you're back on a liquor, um I mean liquid, diet. You fall off the wagon more often than a hen lays eggs.

My car is due for it's yearly inspection.




Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 4 May, 2010 10:50 pm
@firefly,
Why don't you go along as well, the way you both smoke and rattle indicates you are in need of an urgent overhaul.

My mining shares lost 1o% of their value today because of a stupid Government tax grab.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 02:00 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
shares lost


hush now, you like to share

oh dear my portfolio is fluctuating all over me
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 12:33 pm
@oolongteasup,
What portfolio? You're just having another bad LSD trip and spilled your Corn Flakes in your lap.

Time to pay my monthly bills.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 03:08 pm
@firefly,
What bills? Your power and water has been disconnected, the local soup kitchen feeds you and the Salvo's dress you.

I just bought my ticket to see Cat Stevens in concert next month.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 07:15 pm
@Dutchy,
When you get there you will find a little boy named Steven and his cat. You just bought a ticket to see Steven's Cat you idiot!

I'm going to Cape Cod tonight then back to LA on Saturday.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 07:43 pm
@NickFun,
You manage to wear out your welcome on each leg of your trip, and Cape Cod will be no different. People rejoice when they finally deposit you at the airport.

I made an interesting discovery today.





tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 5 May, 2010 07:57 pm
@firefly,
It took you how many decades to find out that boys have penises and girls have vaginas?!

I went to Happy Hour today to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a few friends from work today.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 08:08 am
@tsarstepan,
That "Happy Hour" lasted 8 hours, you sot, and left you too hung over to show up for work again. You're the only person I know who has tendonitis from hoisting too many Margaritas.

I might try a new Thai restaurant for lunch today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 03:49 pm
@firefly,
Good idea! Having been kicked out of all the other Thai restaurants.

I went surfing today at the Cape Code National Seashore.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 05:06 pm
@NickFun,
Don't try to fool us with that "Cape Code" location. We know you were the "beached whale" CNN reported was seen on Cape Cod, Tubby.

I have no idea what to make for dinner tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 05:15 pm
@firefly,
Why not the usual, warmed up leftovers from the local soup kitchen, you couch potato.

My dinner will be at "La Traviata", the best restaurant in town tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 05:43 pm
@Dutchy,
"La Traviata" is the best restaurant in your town but is eclipsed by the McDonald's in the next town over.

I am enjoying a hearty ale right now.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 6 May, 2010 11:09 pm
@NickFun,
As usual on your mate's account you freeloader.

I've just become an organ donor.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2010 04:05 pm
@Dutchy,
What organ do you have that's still useful?

I just realized I had some income I failed to report!
 

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