Most dope dealers DON'T report their illegally gained income so I suggest you keep this illicit unreported income on the hush hush. If you do feel compelled to report it, don't tell the IRS that you earned it from selling crack cocaine but got it by freelance consulting.
I just came back from my first visit to the Museum of Modern Art. I will be getting a membership by next month!
Hey, big spender, a slice of pizza and a can of Coke at Joey's Pizza Shack is not exactly fine Italian dining. But, at least this time, you didn't make your lady go dumpster diving for her dinner.
I have been going overboard with my shopping lately.
You mean your significant other pushed you overboard when he saw how much you bought! If it wasn't for the passing fishing trawler you would be off this thread!
After work I spent two hours fixing up my motorcycle.
Doncha' think adding a rainbow of Swarovski Crystals to your already pink motorcycle will impress the regular clientèle of your neighborhood biker bar because they just beat you up that much more.
It's time for a new cell phone as I use it for my alarm clock and that feature doesn't work anymore.
