The Insult Chain Game

@tsarstepan,

I hope that's not too mentally taxing for you. Be sure you don't chew gum while you walk, that kind of complex activity would definitely overload your pea-sized brain.

I must remember to go to the bank tomorrow.

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@firefly,

Remember to keep your hood fastened. You almost got caught last time!

I do most of my banking online.

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@NickFun,

Only because its easy to get credit and boy are your debts growing.

I pay cash for everything.

(Have you seen this thread Nick? http://able2know.org/topic/144317-1)

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@Dutchy,

(I hadn't noticed it Dutch. Thanks!)

Of course you do, most rummage sales don't take anything else.

I live well within my means.

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@NickFun,

Living from handout to handout you don't have much choice, you freeloader.

I just won an item on ebay.

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@firefly,

The wooden spoon for not selling or buying anything you fence sitter.

I painted my letter-box today.

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@Dutchy,

That's the lamest witness protection program ever.

That guy on House , Hugh Laurie is my favourite American actor.

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@Eorl,

I hate to tell you this, dimwit, but Hugh Laurie is an English actor--he was born in Oxford. Is Lassie still your favorite American actress?

I'm going out to the supermarket later.

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@firefly,

Your grocery list reads:

6 cases of beer
3 bottles of Jack Daniels
2 quarts Tequila
Bread
Milk

I will be interviewing a beautiful young actress for a part tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

No doubt in your bed equipped office, as long as she plays her bed part well she is assured of a job.

I will be off on a desert trek tomorrow, sleeping in the open and living on my rations.

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@Dutchy,

Aren't you a bit old to be playing, "Lawrence of Arabia" by sleeping in your backyard in a pup tent, draping a white sheet over your head, and pretending you're in the desert--or has senility finally gotten the better of you?

I've begun eating very dark chocolate on a daily basis, for medicinal reasons.

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@firefly,

The doctor said "a fat patient is a happy patient".

I did 3 sets of 80 on the Ab Lounger.

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@NickFun,

Hoisting beer cans to your lips 80 times, while sprawled in a lounge chair, is hardly something worth bragging about.

I have been getting a lot of cruise brochures in the mail.

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@firefly,

You must have made quite an impact on previous cruises on those "Love Boats".

I'm heading to the local football derby shortly, along with 100.000 others, should be another cracker of a game.

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@Dutchy,

Unfortunately, you're such a disorganized mess, you'll forget to take your ticket and they won't let you in. Too bad, you'll miss a great game.

Some potential buyers were just looking at my neighbor's house.

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@firefly,

Once they find out you run a meth lab/crack den in your home, they lower their offer for your neighbor's house to $1 then they run for their lives.

I just made my first ever student loan payment and only a partial payment at that of $80.

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@tsarstepan,

And it's only been 15 years since you graduated college!

My partner and I just returned from a mountain hike.

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@NickFun,

Running for the hills to hide from your drug dealer? Better pay him what you owe him, he's one nasty dude.

I'm going to try my hand at watercolor painting.

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@firefly,

Hey, if elephants can paint why not you, eh?

I'm going to open up the home gym for some exercise in just a few minutes.

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@NickFun,

I know your type of exercises, lying on the sofa with your partner on top, you can't fool me.

I attended church this morning and went to confession.

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