The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

Anorexia will never be your problem you pig swilling one ton suzie.

I'll be driving the boys to the football tonight.

@Dutchy,

That broken down wreck you drive will never make it to the game. Tell them to be prepared to hitch a ride after that heap of tin breaks down on the road.

I am planning a brunch for tomorrow.

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@firefly,

Plan: Take yesterday's stale and cold half-eaten Egg McMuffin, nuke in the microwave. Open a gallon jug of Thunderbird wine. Watch Maury Povich marathon. Brunch is served.

This post is my 10,000 post I've made to a2k since opening an account in May of 2009.

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@tsarstepan,

And you are planning a big festive party with caviar and champagne. Sadly, there will be no guests.

I just had an ice cream off the ice cream truck.

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@NickFun,

After years of playing the highly influential Grand Theft Auto game, you merged separate two fantasies and brought it into reality: carjacking and eating ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I only have $15 in the bank until the next paycheck next Thursday.

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@tsarstepan,

Stop paying them call girls coming to your flat, that's where your money goes, you wastrel!

I shall be attending Church this morning for the War Medmorial service.

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@Dutchy,

Feeling guilty because you used the unlimited ammo and god mode cheat codes in a war game you were playing recently?

I watched 10 episodes of Law and Order: Criminal Intent today.

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@tsarstepan,

It must be nice having no life. A New York friend told me it was the nicest weather he's seen in over a year. And you waste it watching reruns!

I went to the swimming hole with my lady today.

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@NickFun,

portentous burgeoning buoyancy means you stick in the middle rarely touching the sides

i came here today

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@oolongteasup,

I'd wish you stayed away, you spoilt my day.

Going for a stroll along the foreshore shortly.

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@Dutchy,

while you hobble along consider your illiteracy, " i had wish you stayed away"

kicking back now

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@oolongteasup,

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, certainly applies to you, you old battle axe.

I bbq'd some lovely fish tonight and drank a nice bottle of white wine with it.

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@Dutchy,

Quote:

I bbq'd some lovely fish tonight and drank a nice bottle of white wine with it.

you and your f'useless folderol, asif foiled in a lemon herb and garlic butter would work with a sauvignon blanc

flathead here, beer battered before during and after

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@oolongteasup,

We will excuse your nonsensical statements as we can all see you're drunk.

I need to be at the studio at 10AM sharp tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

Stop trying to impress us, you'll only be manning the coffee cart and making sure it's stocked with doughnuts and danish.

I had lobster and champagne for dinner tonight,

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@firefly,

Stop trying to impress us, your confused state of mind made you say this, but you had infact a tin of sardines with a flat diet coke.

I took part in the war memorial march today.

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@Dutchy,

We know. You were the jerk in the clown outfit the police hauled off for public drunkenness. You were so sloshed, you thought the parade was because the circus had come to town.

I think my car has an oil leak.

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@firefly,

The old rust bucket hasn't passed inspection for 5 years and is banned from the road anyway.

I just purchased a new iPad online.

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@NickFun,

Don't expect to receive anything except a visit from the police, you idiot, you paid for it with one of your stolen credit cards. Your next starring role should be on "America's Dumbest Criminals".

I was feeling lucky, so I bought a lottery ticket.

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@firefly,

You could have felt a kiss on the cheek from fate herself that made you feel lucky but since you bought the lottery ticket not from a legally state recognized lottery reseller but from a homeless guy on the street corner, you wasted your dollar only to later you realize you bought a losing ticket from last week's lottery.

If it's not raining Tuesday afternoon, I will walk from Union Square to the Upper East Side, an hour's walk away.

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