Same reason you get bloodstains on your fingernails.
I'm thinking of trying a new hairstyle.
Probably too many people can't resist to punch your ugly face!
I hear Americans go to baseball only to eat hot dogs and to have a nap in open-air.
I was gonna comment on
kickies coke habit but
So tell us what you do with a hot dog?
Is my uniform gay?
No, but your haircut is.
Seinfeld is greatest sitcom ever
MyOwnUsername wrote:Probably too many people can't resist to punch your ugly face!
I hear Americans go to baseball only to eat hot dogs and to have a nap in open-air.
I went to a street riot and a Croatian soccer game broke out.
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good one, but where's your line?)
Do these shorts make my butt look fat?
I went to a US soccer game and a ballet piece broke out. I think you played "Giselle", George.
Am I too handsome?
You could scare the ass hairs off a cheap whore Scrat.
What should I do today?
You should warn your sister not to offer her services to me, cjhsa.
Am I being too mean?
Gee, what a pathetic loser - leave the game if you will apologize every time!
Coca-cola is absolutely best drink ever
No, because I'm an only child, you pathetic excuse for a feeble mind.
Does my hair look good today, or what?
Well instead of looking yourself in the mirror, you should pay more attention on what's the last post in this thread you self-centered twit
Coca-cola is the best drink ever
Here MOU, take this Coke bottle and stick it where the sun don't shine.
I like to kill stuff and eat it.
Coca-cola is the best drain declogger ever. If you want your guts rotted away, go for it. More fool you.
Aspartame is the work of the devil.
cavfancier wrote:
Aspartame is the work of the devil.
Sure, look what he did to your brain-
Should I disable smilies in this post?
Aspartame is the greatest invention ever! But then what would you know about sweet?
Zilch, that's what!
I think child support is an idea derived by evil women who spend every cent on their boyfriends.
Aspartame sucks. I don't need my ass tamed, and that is par for the course. I hope my wordplay doesn't confuse you too much
Child support is very important when you need to send them off bungie jumping.
Try as I might, I can't argue with that! bungee jumping is a great character builder for kids, after all.
99% of chefs are inbred, I hear.
Your mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped your granmama.
Your mama's so fat, they have to paint a stripe around her to tell whether she's walking or rolling.
Your mama's so fat, when her apartment was on fire and she was unconscious, the firemen had to carry her out in three trips.
