The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

I'll help you cowrite your bank robbery note as you will end up spending the entire night trying to write 3 lines.

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I have a BOMB in my bag. It will go off in 5 minutes unless you
put all large bills in the bag. Do not place a explosive ink device in with the money.

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I try to never miss a single episode of The Colbert Report. I even wear Colbert's Wriststrong bracelet on my left wrist.

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@tsarstepan,

And on your right wrist you have your home address because you're always forgetting it.

I will be doing some Improv at a theater this weekend.

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@NickFun,

Your usual "Improv"--standing up in the audience and yelling obscenities at the people on the stage? I thought all the theaters had banned your admission.

I am trying to spruce up the house before my out-of-town company arrives.

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@firefly,

Demolishing that hovel of yours would be a better idea, remember it has been marked "unfit for human beings" by your local council.

I'm going into town for breakfast shortly.

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@Dutchy,

So you're calling 8 pints of beer in the wee morning breakfast these days.

I have a platelet donation appointment tomorrow noon.

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@tsarstepan,

Let's hope they take them all this time.

I just finished writing a few comedy skits about life in the US.

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@NickFun,

That won't be very hard, you're all a bunch of clowns.

I give you one guess where I will be this afternoon during the football with the boys. Laughing

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@Dutchy,

Passed out in the closet with the coats?

My ex-wife wants to see me but I told her no.

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@NickFun,

Did you use up all your conjugal visits Nick?

Eighty degrees Thursday. Forty degrees today.

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@alex240101,

Landlord turned off your heat for nonpayment of rent again?

I just listened to a live broadcast from the Metropolitan Opera.

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@firefly,

Yes I know, I heard it too, was a commercial for rat poison, you really have a musical talent!

My Sunday will be spend doing some shopping in town.

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@Dutchy,

Don't bother, you'll never find underwear large enough to fit you.

I have to change some light bulbs.

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@firefly,

They blew out 6 months ago. Perhaps you can hire some people to do the job.

I just returned from swimming off the pier.

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@NickFun,

You were skinny dipping, walked several blocks home in the buff, and you are about to hear the police knocking on your door. I think the neighborhood has had it with you.

My new MP3 player suddenly stopped working.

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@firefly,

The aluminum foil covered brick that the corner crackhead sold you as an MP3 player never worked as an MP3 player as all it is IS an aluminum foil covered brick (and not even a whole brick at that).

I can't renew the book, Monsieur Pain by Roberto Bolano, I have borrowed from the library as someone else has already put a hold on it. I'm not even a third the way done with it. It's due back in 2 days.

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@tsarstepan,

You've had it for four months, having already renewed it several times, and the book is only 30 pages long. You read so slowly, the pages will disintegrate before you finish it--return it. Stick to the books in the children's section--the ones that only have pictures, they're more your speed.

I need to pay a visit to my library.

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@firefly,

Why bother, you're to old and can't even read.

I'm in the process of preparing a nice bowl of soup for tonight's dinner.

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@Dutchy,

Went through the local trash bins, threw it all in a pot of hot water an voila! Soup!

I just harvested a nice bunch or oranges from my back yard tree.

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@NickFun,

You mean swiped from your neighbours tree you ecological destroyer.

Just home from a spot of surfing, waves were ideal.

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@Dutchy,

At your age "ideal waves" are standing water.

I may do some motorcycle riding through Baja this summer.

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