The Insult Chain Game

@firefly,

But she keeps moving to avoid that!

I will be going scuba diving this Sunday.

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@firefly,

You're wasting your time, he doesn't want to have anything to do with you anymore, you two timing jezebel.

During my morning walk I helped an old lady crossing a busy road, she said "bless you my son". I felt good about that.

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@Dutchy,

She actually said that after you made a pass at her, you lecher!

I may retire in 20 years.

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@NickFun,

Wishful thinking on your part, your Government will make you work until the day you die.

I retired young and enjoy it.

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@Dutchy,

Of course you do, now you don't have to go to work and interrupt your drinking.

A bird is chirping very loudly right outside my window.

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@firefly,

That's not a bird, its your drunken boyfriend trying to get in.

Saturday here, pub and football are the priorities today.

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@Dutchy,

Sure. The house burning down can be dealt with some other time.

I shall be going to meet some friends at Caffrodite tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

I know, its the weekend and another orgy coming up.

I've lost 5kg in weight recently.

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@Dutchy,

What made you wear a 5kg weighted diver's belt in the first place?! Why take it off now? You could use it to help you lose some chubby off of your beer gut.

Today, I met Thomas at Jacques Brasserie in the Upper East Side for a lunch. I had moules frites.

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@tsarstepan,

You met a friend, but, opted to point out the frites. Nice.

I avoided being ticketed and towed today.

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@alex240101,

Bribed your way out again eh, how much did you pay the cops this time?

I have a clean sheet, always stick to the road rules.

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@Dutchy,

And you're an ex-cop who knows how to cheat the system!

I don't drive as fast as I used to.

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@NickFun,

Your past reckless speeding is moot considering it's your constant state of inebriation that's still going to get you into serious trouble.

I have to go to the grocery store to buy some milk and pasta.

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@tsarstepan,

Another shopstealing spree coming up, when are you going to learn you must pay for these items and not steel them?

I'm having breakfast with my neighbour this morning.

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@Dutchy,

I suppose that's the least you can do after sleeping with her last night.

My next door neighbor complained about my lady and I being naked in the back yard. He had to stand on a chair to look over the fence!

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@NickFun,

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He had to stand on a chair to look over the fence!

That being said, he's a midget and the fence is only ... what? Four feet tall?! He may have a point as he only stood on a chair to verify the complaints from the rest of his family. You don't have to put on some clothes but at least build a higher privacy fence for the protection of your neighbors' eyes and mental well being.

Today or tomorrow (after work) will be laundry day.

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@tsarstepan,

Is it that time of the year again? Time flies so quickly!

I recently purchased several pairs of jeans of different colors.

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@NickFun,

Act your age, I'll bet you look like a scarecrow in them, you perennial teenager.

I'm going to have a massage shortly, my legs are very sore after a long wsalk along the beach.

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@Dutchy,

Just an excuse to visit Swedish Sally's Sensual Massage Parlor without your wife asking questions.

I have been doing a lot of writing lately!

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@NickFun,

Writing your name is not a lot of writing.

I have the worst allergies this spring.

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