The Insult Chain Game

@tsarstepan,

This time, when you get excited, make sure you only throw the empty beer cans at the tv. Last time you smashed the screen and missed most of the game.

I just watched a very good movie.

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@firefly,

I wouldn't class "Debbie does Dallas" a good movie.

I'm going to watch a passion play this afternoon.

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@Dutchy,

Peeking over the fence and watching your neighbor and her new boyfriend?

My partner and I just returned from a tugboat ride.

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@NickFun,

So what kind of kinky act is called a tugboat ride these days? Or should I be too scared to ask? Razz

I walked my landlord dogs, Beebe and Mickie, tonight for 40+ minute walk.

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@tsarstepan,

You are hoping he will accept that in lieu of rent. sadly, he's not that dumb.

I am preparing to attend a party.

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@NickFun,

Does your partner realize that you've been overly sentimental these past few days and have been hankering to attend one of those retro 1970's style swinger parties?

[No matter what kind of party! Have fun! Get home safely NF! Smile

]

I'm going right now to drop by a 24 hour Duane Reade to pick up a few items, something to munch on tonight, and a gallon of milk.

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@tsarstepan,

Going on another shop-stealing spree eh, will you ever learn you vagabond?

I'm lying in my hammock in the sun enjoying a lovely cold stubby of beer, life can't get any better.

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@Dutchy,

Prepare for a sudden hard landing--your enormous girth just broke the hammock supports.

I'm going to hang some new blinds in my bedroom.

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@firefly,

Those constant court appearances for flashing have been getting to you I see.

I think my doctor has a crush on me.

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@NickFun,

She is obviously blind, if she could only see your ugly snout.

Today, Easter Monday, I intend to do absolutely nothing.

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@Dutchy,

Just like every other day, you lazy bum. But, doing nothing is about the only thing you're really good at.

I have to call the dentist tomorrow.

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@firefly,

You will tell him, "Remember when my husband calls, we are just friends!!!"

I have the tennis court reserved for Thursday morning.

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@NickFun,

That's a waste--no one is willing to play with you.

I am thinking about a lobster dinner tonight.

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@firefly,

You mean you;re thinking of eating sprat as you can't afford to eat Lobster you show off.

I'm going into town today to buy myself a new jumper for the winter.

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@Dutchy,

Aren't you a little too old and too big to be playing in one of those inflatable jumper castles?

Last night, I made homemade spaghetti (tomato) sauce. I had it simmering overnight. I'm going to try it for dinner tonight.

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@tsarstepan,

Well...let us know that you are okay when you are done. You might want to call a neighbor to come check on you sometime after supper....

We had two baseball games last night and won them both.

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@mismi,

Stop bragging, you only won the games on forfeiture, as the other teams didn't show up.

Intend to have a greek lunch whilst in town today, I love souvlaki and yiros.

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@Dutchy,

Food aside, we all know you love Greek.

I had too much sushi for lunch today!

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@NickFun,

When do you not have too much of anything when you eat?

It was hot outside today. I think we missed spring and went straight into summer!

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@mismi,

It wasn't hot, it was a mild Spring day. Your hangover was so bad, you bundled yourself up in a heavy winter coat and boots because you thought the weatherman said it had snowed.

I have been trying to locate an old friend.

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