The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

Time to pull your partner into line and tell her to lift her game.

Today I've decided to have a quiet day at home and will do some basking in the sun in my hammock on the patio.

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@Dutchy,

Wowzer! What a hectic life you lead! Go to the beach, bask in the sun. Or stay at home and bask in the sun. Don't forget to turn over once and awhile so you don't burn solely on one side.

Finally filled out the 2010 census paperwork for those individuals living on my second floor 'apartment'. Will send it out in the mail tomorrow.

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@tsarstepan,

I don't think they wanted the form to be filled out in red crayon with things crossed out or scribbled over.

I am about to go out to do some shopping.

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@firefly,

You are rather light fingered, remember shop-stealing is an offence carrying a long prison term.

I shall be eating flounder at our local fish restaurant today.

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@Dutchy,

It's on special for eighty five cents for a full pound. Of course, it's been sitting on the shelf a few weeks.

I just drove my motorcycle back from LA thus avoiding much of the traffic.

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@NickFun,

I'm going to check out youtube to see if anyone uploaded a grainy video entitled "bigfoot/sasquatch on motorcycle speeds down LA freeway and eludes police in 30 minute car chase."

I'm bummed out. Syracuse just lost their tourney game. I had them winning it all in my bracket.

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@tsarstepan,

You and your team are both losers. Aren't you used to being a born loser yet?

I think I am in need of a midnight snack.

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@firefly,

More food for a couch potato, aren't you fat enough you grossly overweight peace of lard.

I'm packed and ready to go for my trip away this weekend.

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@Dutchy,

Shouldn't you have washed those dirty clothes before you packed them, you slob.

I have to buy some fertilizer to and put it on my lawn.

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@firefly,

Really?! Your lawn?! Which Federal building will you really be targeting with that Uhaul truck's worth of fertilizer, you home grown terrorist you! Mad

I volunteered to help a friend and his roommates move from their apartment in Staten Island to the a rented home in the Bronx by driving the Uhaul truck. I'm the only one with the legal driver's license.

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@tsarstepan,

That fake license you bought from a guy in Times Square isn't legal, you jerk. Didn't you notice the photo on it was Minnie Mouse? Thank goodness you're too dumb to figure out how to put that Uhaul into "Drive".

I have been having some problems with my cell phone.

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@firefly,

Um.... That's NOT a cell phone. That's a ...

... errrr ... nevermind.

My NCAA Bracket is in shambles and I'm presently in 4th place out of 8 contestants in our a2k competition.

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@tsarstepan,

Face it, you can't get anything right. As usual, you'll be the big loser.

I'm listening to the opera, "Hamlet" right now.

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@firefly,

Hamlet is much better without the visual distractions, eh? I'm sure Shakespeare wrote it for radio.

I just got back from Trader Joe's and I'm off again shortly.

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@NickFun,

You're such a glutton, your weekend food supply can't be contained in your car with just one trip and you've got to go back to Trader Joe's to pick up the rest of your order. Why don't you just rent a Uhaul when you do your food shopping?

I've already started to buy some summer clothes.

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@firefly,

You're buying them 2 sizes too big so you'll be able to fit into them come summer!

I'm going to pick some avocados today.

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@NickFun,

Pick them right out of the outdoor bins, and stuff them into your pockets without paying for them. This time you may be in for trouble--that market just installed outdoor video cameras. I hope they nail you, you miserable petty thief.

I have to install my new printer.

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@firefly,

So you finally splurged and bought a refurbished Canen MP390 from a friendly neigborhood crackhead who was selling stolen cheap Chinese Canon MultiPass printer knockoffs at the corner of Crack Alley and Chinatown?

I'm really bummed out and depressed after watching Michael Moore's latest muckraking work Capitalism: A Love Story.

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@tsarstepan,

That's because you thought it would be an animated movie, with cute Disney animals and catchy tunes.

My daffodils are starting to bloom. I wish I had planted even more bulbs.

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@firefly,

Those blooming daffodils are actually wild flowers and are not the product of your delusional attempt at gardening since you actually planted 25 100 watt light bulbs. The coincidence of it all is lost on you.

I completely ignored Earth Hour 2010 last night. What an insincere blustery hour long attempt to show how one can be involved environmentally with the next big global meme only to ignore the message of conservatism the following day.

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