The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Doing another weekend sentence for vagrancy? It will be a relief not to have you around.

I just had a delicious Italian dinner.

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@firefly,

A cold can of SpaghettiOs does not a Italian dinner make.

I have 4 credits on my account for audible.com. I need to start listening to more audiobooks so it's worth the expense.

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@tsarstepan,

Or you could learn to read.

I just spent the night on a semi-deserted island.

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@NickFun,

Because everyone else left when you showed up.

I am going to get some new eyeglasses.

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@firefly,

Whilst you're at it get a face lift as well, will make your glasses look better you old hag.

I'm thinking of visiting Europe this summer.

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@firefly,

When you do, just make sure you don't look in the mirror. You won't like what you see.

I have just returned from an audition.

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@NickFun,

Don't worry, you blew it, so working won't intrude on your loafing.

I have been thinking about relocating.

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@firefly,

By the way... getting up from the rocking chair to lie down on the sofa doesn't qualify as relocating.

I'm going to the library to get a book on how to write a screenplay tomorrow.

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@tsarstepan,

Shouldn't you learn to write your name first?

It was another rainy day.

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@mismi,

So what, it wouldn't affect a couch potato like you, watching chick flicks all day.

I'm about to wash and polish my car.

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@Dutchy,

No matter how hard you scrub and how long you polish, you will not be able to improve on the looks of that rust bucket/permanent and oversized lawn ornament on cement blocks.

Presently, I'm on the phone and on hold trying to cancel a credit bureau service I never use and don't really need.

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@tsarstepan,

If you weren't so drunk, you'd know you were on the phone with a collection agency and they're trying to get you to pay your credit card bills, you deadbeat.

I'd like to learn more about photography.

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@firefly,

Why not apply to Playboy, maybe they could use you as a centre spread.

I'm having lunch with the local vicar today.

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@Dutchy,

He no doubt wants to have a talk with you about the money that's been disappearing from the collection box. He better count the silverware after you finish lunch.

It's pouring outside right now and I just heard a thump in my backyard.

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@firefly,

That was your boyfriend thumping on your back door you dummy, he's standing there soaking wet.

My lunch with the vicar was so refreshing and invigorating he made me see a lot of things in a different light.

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@Dutchy,

I'm sure that threatening to have you arrested if you keep pilfering the collection money did make you see things in a new light--he means business. But telling you to show up sober when you attend Church on Sunday may be a lost cause.

I'm very excited that President Obama is about to sign the health care legislation.

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@firefly,

Yes but you get excited watching mold grow.

I just finished playing softball where I scored 3 runs.

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@NickFun,

You actually bought that softball video game that's meant for 4 to 7 year olds? And you could only score 3 runs? Talk about being inept.

I just found out I'll be getting house guests next month.

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@firefly,

I can well guess who those house guests will be you man eater, isn't one partner enough?

I'll probably do some big game fishing during my trip away next week.

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@Dutchy,

You will return with two half starved mackerel and brag about the big ones that got away.

My study is getting very cluttered.

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