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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2010 06:18 pm
@Dutchy,
A Big Mac at the Golden Arches hardly qualifies as Argentinian fare, you jerk, regardless of what your equally dumb friends tell you.

I just had a delicious piece of chocolate.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2010 06:29 pm
@firefly,
Calories obviously mean nothing to you, you obese piece of lard.

My weight is a constant 14 stones.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2010 10:27 pm
@Dutchy,
Those alleged 14 stones are more like 14 huge boulders--your weight is constant, and you're constantly very fat.

I just bought myself a Mickey Mouse watch.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Mar, 2010 11:09 pm
@firefly,
That figures, you can't tell the time consequently you're always late.

I cut a lean figure whilst wearing my speedos on the beach.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2010 09:19 am
@Dutchy,
Is that why the crowd gathered around you, all trying to see the beached whale?

I have to do some clean-up work in my yard, lots of broken branches from the recent storm.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2010 05:11 pm
@firefly,
There's also a lot of empty beer bottles and snack wrappers. Blame that on the storm too.

I'm goig sailing around the Channel Islands this weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 19 Mar, 2010 12:31 pm
@NickFun,
You mean you'll be surfing the channels from your beat up old couch that smells of spilled beer.

I have been redecorating my bedroom.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 19 Mar, 2010 12:36 pm
@firefly,
About time, your wild nocturnal antics left the place in a mess.

I'm going to the early market this morning and have breakfast.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 19 Mar, 2010 02:01 pm
@Dutchy,
That means you'll steal an orange from an open stall, bum money for a cup of coffee, and eat all the leftover food on the empty tables before the waitress takes the plates away--and you'll probably take the poor woman's tips as well, you lowlife.

I received an interesting catalog in the mail today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 19 Mar, 2010 03:59 pm
@firefly,
The sex toys catalog has finally arrived!

I just returned from a 2 mile beach run.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2010 09:41 am
@NickFun,
Next time you might not be able to outrun the cops.

I have to make up a shopping list.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2010 04:45 pm
@firefly,
Are you going senile, a shopping list for a loaf of bread and a packet of condoms?

I'm going to light a candle in church this morning.
mismi
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2010 05:59 pm
@Dutchy,
You better light a whole lot more than one.

I bought Dos Equis beer - I love, love LOVE it.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2010 06:23 pm
@mismi,
Don't tell me you actually fell for that annoying Most Interesting Man ad campaign. That stuff tastes like swill already drunk and spit back up by leprous komodo dragons.

I have to a big bunch of laundry tomorrow.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Mar, 2010 06:25 pm
@mismi,
How can you say that, you're always sozzled you drunken sot.

I'm heading to the beach shortly for a refreshing swim.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2010 05:54 am
@Dutchy,
Take some soap with you and turn it into a bath, your body odor is quite pungent.

I'm looking forward to soaking up some sun today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2010 06:03 am
@firefly,
You only want to flaunt your body trying to attract men, you siren.

I'm watching an interesting movie on TV right now.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2010 08:16 am
@Dutchy,
Sorry to break it to you but you're pretty clueless as you're not watching an actual movie but a revolving set of public access live remote black and white traffic camera feeds with no sound.

I'm currently tied for second place in the a2k March Madness bracket competition.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2010 12:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
Go Go Go! You might win second place for the first time in your life!

I may have to fly back to Boston soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 21 Mar, 2010 02:53 pm
@NickFun,
That floozy you met there must be something special to go back so soon.

I will be away for four days coming weekend.
 

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