The Insult Chain Game

@tsarstepan,

All 5 hairs or just the three that are growing?

I have a bottle of Scotch bottled in 1975 that I may give away as a gift.

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@NickFun,

You sure you haven't been quietly sipping from that bottle because you missed a turn you sot!

I've just had my first beer for the day.

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@Dutchy,

Your first beer of the day? So do they really sell a 64 ounce/3.8 liter bottle of beer in Australia?

I finally got around to replacing my Stephen Colbert created Wriststrong bracelet (my old one broke due to wearing it for about 2 years straight).

http://somacow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/wriststrong.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

I was going to insult you but you did a pretty good job of that yourself.

I am going to bed early for I must attend a breakfast with my partners boss tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

You weren't invited for breakfast, but let it never be said that you passed up a chance to mooch another free meal.

It's been a long time since I've gone out for breakfast.

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@firefly,

I'm sure if you scrubbed yourself up, new hair-cut, make up, teeth brushed and modern clothes, one of us esteemed gentlemen may take you out to McDonalds for breakfast.

I'm going to watch an open air rock concert this afternoon.

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@Dutchy,

Don't breathe in too deeply as you're going to get a very deep contact high.

I've just ordered a mushroom pizza. The first pizza to eat since last May.

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@tsarstepan,

"The first pizza to eat". Does this mean you've ordered other pizzas and not eaten them? I won't ask what you've been doing with them.

My partner teaches at a Catholic school.

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@NickFun,

Fancy that, aren't you able to support her, or does she work to support your expensive habits.

I've been cleared to watch President Obama's speech this week.

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@Dutchy,

On television. But you must return to your cell after the speech.

My brother has met Obama and every president since Bush the first.

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@NickFun,

Sounds like he is a serious President stalker, bet he is on the Feds alert list.

Warm day here again, so I've decided to spend the afternoon at the beach.

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@Dutchy,

Is the panhandling better there?

My electricity has been out since Saturday.

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@firefly,

If you paid your bills this wouldn't happen you cheapskate.

I'm going to ask my neighbour to come to the beach with me.

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@Dutchy,

She'll come, but just to laugh at your huge, fat belly.

I'm wearing green.

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@Ticomaya,

Hello Princess Tico

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd3/holahalo/party%20set/4pcgreen.png

Passing on the Irish whiskey tonight.

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@alex240101,

That's because you'll be drinking it all day and pass out by sundown.

I think I will wear my new Irish sweater today, even though it isn't green.

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@firefly,

Well don't stand in the garden with it the birds may think you're a scarecrow.

I'll be heading into town today for a business lunch.

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@Dutchy,

Actually going to meet your floozy. We all know you're retired.

Going back to California in a few hours. I'll miss Boston.

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@NickFun,

Boston won't miss you, the police are only too happy to send you back to your parole officer in California.

We had another power outage today.

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@firefly,

You're only imagining that, you were so inebriated you'd passed out.

My lunch today will be in an Argentinian restaurant.

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