The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

Didn't swinger parties go out of style in the mid70's?

But didn't Debby Screws Dallas win Best Cinematography?!

A coworker of mine invited me to go with a group of coworkers to Atlantic City this April. I accepted of course.

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@tsarstepan,

Of course, you will blow what little money you have.

I am preparing for a brief visit to New York City then on to Boston for a couple of days.

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@NickFun,

Being cautious eh, playing up a long way from home.

Attending a business luncheon in town shortly.

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@Dutchy,

That's what you're telling your wife. It will soon dawn on her that you're retired.

I spent several hours today doing voice dubbing in a studio.

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@NickFun,

Are you studying to become a ventriloquist doing al these impersonations?

Friday night rapidly approaching, pub time with the boys to watch the cricket.

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@Dutchy,

Watching cricket is just an excuse to get blasted and drink a dozen plus pints of beer. Besides, cricket isn't a real sport. Razz

This Friday, we can go to work dressed in sneakers and jeans rather then the usual business casual attire.

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@tsarstepan,

thats upscale for you.

I planted some seeds in pots today.

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@farmerman,

Could you possibly have your sentence tad any more mixed up? Shouldn't it read I smoked some pot and ate some seeds today?

I'm going to the matinee performance of the Paul Taylor Dance Company this Saturday.

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@tsarstepan,

And that's the most thrilling thing that will happen in your life this year.

I just ate an orange.

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@Ticomaya,

Actually it was an orange tennis ball but you're so wasted you thought it was an orange.

I am leaving for NYC on Monday. Can't wait to wander Central Park again.

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@NickFun,

You're not fooling me, tell the truth, you're going to do time for unpaid fines.

Preparing tasty kebabs for tonights bbq.

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@Dutchy,

After you serve them your friends will ask "when do you serve the tasty ones?"

I take fish oil supplements.

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@NickFun,

You're oral consumption of fish oil supplements is much better then your past attempts with fish and fish oil when you inexplicably used to bath in chum.

I've been listening to Stephen King's latest book Under the Dome (in audiobook format) while working my job.

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@tsarstepan,

And you're still expect to be paid for idling your time away listening to King's plagiarism's crap.

Will do a bit of surfing before my visitors turn up.

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@Dutchy,

Channel surfing is about the only surfing you're capable of doing, you couch-bound slug.

I've really missed being here and having the pleasure of insulting you.

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@firefly,

I dreaded the day the old hag would re-appear, and now she's here, enough to drive a man to drink.

The water was lovely, I feel like a new man.

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@Dutchy,

You may feel like a new man, but you look like the same old decrepit mess.

We are going to have a powerful rain storm tomorrow.

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@firefly,

So what, you're washed up anyway.

I have a bottle of Alfred Gratien Cuvee Paradis Brut NV Champagne on ice for tonights bbq.

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@Dutchy,

Peel off the hand-drawn crayon and scotch-taped label and find out you've been grifted since the alleged champagne sold to you is actually an ill disguised bottle of Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

I should be getting my haircut this weekend.

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@tsarstepan,

About time you long haired looking orangatang.

Quietly relaxing and watching a football game onTV.

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