The Insult Chain Game

@tsarstepan,

You've been saying that for two months stinky.

As I have been busy, my partner has been handling my laundry the past three weeks.

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@NickFun,

I'm assuming she's in MOPP 4 protective suit and gear when she's handling your laundry.

I start a job on Monday scanning legal documents for a law firm.

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@tsarstepan,

No kidding, scanning the waste paper basket I assume.

A lovely warm day here, I'm thinking of going surfing this afternoon.

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@tsarstepan,

<sniff, sniff> Yes, you do tsars Wink

Whew! I am tired.

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@mismi,

Why come here and tell us your problems, if you can't stand the pace, grab your dummy and chase your dreamcatcher. Razz

I've had enough of moaning women today, I'm going to the pub for a drink.

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@Dutchy,

Your usual place "Big Studs Pub" is unlikely to have any women.

It's raining here again. No hike for me tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

Any excuse to dodge a little exercise you whimp.

The waitress in the pub asked me for a date, I said hey I'm a married man, she said, so what, get with it it. Shocked

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@Dutchy,

She could just be flirting with you for an extra large tip you big cheapskate! Razz

We in NYC are only expecting a couple of inches of snow, where elsewhere like Maryland will be getting 30 or so inches.

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@tsarstepan,

Thank you for that weather update Professor Tsarstepan. Do keep us informed as to when the weather changes again.

I ran a bit on the treadmill this morning.

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@NickFun,

Presumably to the kitchen to help yourself to a massive breakfast, you glutton.

I will go for a long bike ride this morning, pedalling all the way through the hills.

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@Dutchy,

Forgetting the literal impossibility that physics won't allow you to physically "pedal all the way through the hills," do you fancy yourself to be an Australian Lance Armstrong?

I'm watching the first season of Pushing Daisy on DVD borrowed from the NYPL.

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@tsarstepan,

Isn't 'borrowed' the wrong word and the word 'stolen' more appropriate?

Fishing was good this morning, caught enough for a month supply.

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@Dutchy,

Assuming you believe that story about Jesus feeding the masses with only two fish.

I still feel good after last nights Super Bowl party.

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@NickFun,

All you can remember is a super drink fest, the final score you read in the paper.

My wife is taking me out for lunch today.

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@Dutchy,

She's been waiting 40 years for YOU to ask HER out. She finally gave up.

I start work on a cartoon voice over tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

Probably representing the crotchety and nearsighted Mr. Magoo.

I joined a demo today protesting against the Japanese whaling in the Antarctic waters.

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@Dutchy,

But you're so fat everyone thought you WERE a whale.

I have been doing cartoon voices all day.

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@NickFun,

I'd start to worry when you start taking orders to kill your neighbors from your dog.

Friday will conclude my first week on my job temping at a law firm.

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@tsarstepan,

You have been hired to sit there and look stupid until they can find someone to fill the job permanently.

I'm grateful we have not had an earthquake here for quite some time.

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@NickFun,

I wish you did, it may be the end of this silly thread. Razz

Saturday night, you ripper, off to Joey's bar.

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