The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Didn't Joey throw you out last time requesting you never return? You must have been too drunk to remember.

I have just returned from the hot springs which I enjoyed with a few naked women.

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@NickFun,

"A few naked women", you must think you're God's gift to the female race.

I'll be doing some jet skiing this afternoon with some friends.

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@Dutchy,

At your age I must assume we won't see you on these threads again.

I am thinking of holding a yard sale soon.

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@NickFun,

Since you live under the Golden Gate Bridge, do you really think many people have a desire to buy trollish things?

I finished my first week at work last week now I have a bloody 3 day weekend. Ordinarily, I'd cherish the day off but I rather have the hours added to my paycheck.

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@tsarstepan,

Stop moaning jackass, what's one day pay, you only blow it on loose women.

Heading out to sea for a day's fishing shortly.

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@Dutchy,

The crew wants to take you along as bait.

I have been working very long hours.

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@NickFun,

You call that work sitting on your fat ass and imitate animal sounds all day.

I've been told to stop burning the candle on both ends and get more sleep.

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@Dutchy,

Instead of spending an extra hour napping on the beach, you'll be sleeping that extra hour in your bed. Pot[ay]to, pot[ah]to.

Another snowy morning adds a couple more inches of snow to the ground. They will probably delay the firm's work day by a couple of hours again. <<sigh>>

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@tsarstepan,

However, you foolishly arrive at work early and freeze outside in the bitter cold until they open the doors.

I am grateful to be in SoCA where I can only see snow at the tops of mountains.

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@NickFun,

Just as well, snow would play havoc with your arthritis.

I went to see Boz Scaggs in concert the other night.

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@Dutchy,

How did they manage to fit 25 people into his crypt chambers to where he was performing from the grave?!

I may have left my cell phone in my desk drawer at work over the weekend. Hope it's still there. Neutral

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@tsarstepan,

If you had stopped eyeing off that sexy office girl this wouldn't have happened.

I'll intend to spend all day working in the garden tomorrow.

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@Dutchy,

So after 10 minutes in the hot summer sun, did you head back inside or take a lovely jaunt to the neighborhood pub to brag about how much time you spend in your garden.

My kitchen sink which I share with my flatmates is completely clogged (we have our suspicions on which flatmate did the damage). The pipes are really old and we're going to have to get a plumber to snake the pipes and perhaps replace a few of the pipes.

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@tsarstepan,

Maybe if you bought a toilet and stopped defecating in the sink...

I need to work on my tan.

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@NickFun,

I wouldn't bother, you will look more wrinkled than you already are.

I helped shifting my neighbours furniture today.

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@Dutchy,

So what is shifting in terms of Australian euphemisms for? Stole? Burn because of they were infested? Other?

I presently awaiting for a customer service rep. from Norton Internet Security to fix my antivirus renewal problem. They billed me yet didn't renew my antivirus program.

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@tsarstepan,

Just because they billed you doesn't mean you paid them. Maybe do that first.

I may give up my McAfee for the new free Microsoft antivirus software.

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@NickFun,

That's an open invitation to allow Chinese intelligence and the Russian mob to have full access to your terabyte's worth of donkey porn.

I helped my flatmate fix the clogged-up kitchen sink by helping him snake the drain.

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@tsarstepan,

Helping him "Snake the drain", eh? Say no more. I'm feeling queasy.

I am flying off to New Mexico for a few days on Friday.

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@NickFun,

I've heard the girls in New Mexico are extremely beautiful and willing, are you answering their call?

Cleaning day today, I'm emtying all my sheds of unwanted items, have a mini truck on standby.

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