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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jan, 2010 09:38 pm
@tsarstepan,
(A lady I know who lives in the mountains of Ojai, CA saw an actual liger in her back yard. Most likely escaped from one of the rich peoples menageries in Santa Barbara. The police refused to believe her and didn't come. She is suing them. She's a lawyer)

I see you didn't say anything about yourself as you are afraid of being insulted -- AGAIN!

I aways bring a can of mace with me when hiking.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jan, 2010 09:55 pm
@NickFun,
A medieval spiked mace in a paint can is not a can of mace.

I already did my 2009 tax returns last night. Expecting a big refund from the federal and state government.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 05:57 pm
@tsarstepan,
It should be enough for a big Happy Meal!

I have returned unscathed from my overnight hike though a bit tired.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 07:18 pm
@NickFun,
That's what you tell your partner but I won't buy that crap you lothario.

I visited an Alpaca farm over the weekend.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 09:32 pm
@Dutchy,
In the market for a mistress are you?

I just finished the final episode of the 5th season of Lost capping a five seas0n series marathon in a single months time. Bring on the 6th and final season!
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jan, 2010 11:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
It must be nice not having a life!

I have only watched a few episodes of Lost.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 12:06 am
@NickFun,
On your deathbed, you'll find out that the secret to life was revealed in the last episode of the 6th and final season of Lost! Well? C'est la vie!

Tomorrow will be sunny (hopefully). I have my mandatory workshops at the Goodwill Industries this week so I can try and snatch a job. Smile
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 02:36 am
@tsarstepan,
Why don't you join the Army instead of finding a job in a soup kitchen.

I helped fighting a large grass/scrub fire today, still burning out of control and may have to go back tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 11:07 pm
@Dutchy,
I suppose that's the least you can do since you're the one who started it.

My left hand cramped up on me briefly yesterday. No doubt from too much time in the hot springs.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2010 11:22 pm
@NickFun,
Is it true in this literal case where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing or where it's been?

I should go ice skating at Bryant Park this weekend, a first this winter.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 2 Feb, 2010 05:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
They know you are coming so they are throwing salt on the ice.

I would love to go outdoor skating again.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 2 Feb, 2010 06:36 pm
@NickFun,
To old now, just childhood memories.

I would love to visit the US.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 3 Feb, 2010 06:05 pm
@Dutchy,
However, the US has you on a list so that just won't happen.

I played some vigorous tennis this morning and I feel like a boy!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 3 Feb, 2010 06:33 pm
@NickFun,
You're right table tennis is for boys.

I think of growing a beard.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2010 10:38 pm
@Dutchy,
You've actually been growing one for a year. It just hasn't started to show yet.

Throughout the past 2 years I have had a beard, mustache, sideburns and been clean shaven.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 4 Feb, 2010 11:56 pm
@NickFun,
Only to disguise yourself from the store detectives on your shopstealing sprees.

The Taxation Department phoned me today and said they wanted to see me. I told them, you know where I live.
mismi
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 12:17 am
@Dutchy,
Well sure they do..evasion is a crime dear Dutchy...

I must go to bed...but I cannot sleep - I hate that. Razz
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 02:35 am
@mismi,
Your daytime problem of being an incessant blabbermouth is giving you night time consequences, insomnia! Razz

I'm having a relaxing night with some pizza and beer and putting my feet up.
mismi
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 03:31 pm
@Dutchy,
Your wife is blessed to be married to a glutton, a lush and a slackard all rolled into one. Razz (back at'cha) Wink

The weekend is finally here!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 5 Feb, 2010 07:20 pm
@mismi,
You better not waste your weekend Mismi! There are overworked workers in China who don't get weekends at all!

I desperately need to do some laundry this weekend.
 

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