Go somewhere else to barf.
I need to eat more vegetables.
Halucinagetic mushrooms are not considered as mushrooms...
I like driving....
everyone nuts.
I'm drawing...
a blank.
It's so cold here today...
It isn't cold, it's you, your old!
I was temporarily off A2K this morning.
We were ALL off this morning (it's always about YOU, isn't it?)
I still haven't raked up my yard.
That's because it's alway's about YOU!
I haven't stepped outside yet today. Is it nice out?
Nicer than your dungeon, at any rate.
Yesterday I saw two redtailed hawks and a barred owl.
They were after the possum roadkill you picked up for supper.
I gotta go buy a turkey.
Cook yourself.
My day is going pretty good.
So, they buttered the toast today for cellblock 13?
I am getting a cold.
cjhsa= Typhoid Mary, right.....................~now~.
I'm watching 4 kid's right now.
"I'm watching 4 kid's right now."
I hope you're not helping them with their homework.
I'm writing a speech.
I'll bet you could use help.
I have the hiccups!
Hey, all the beer is gone out of the A2K fridge!!!
I'm eating Chinese.
What's his name 'Won Hung Low?'
I just ate...
Guess now its on to vomitting..
I find winter dull....
Now you know how we feel about you.
The Chinese food gave me gas.
Once again you will have another night in depressing solitude....
I am talking to some friends....
Have any of them volunteered to come down and bail you out?
I'm not ready for Thanksgiving.