Vice squad picking you up again?
Maybe I'll go out for dinner.
Try not to chew and screw this time, pay the bill like the rest of us.
I already ate.
What was her name?
I'm sleepy...but ready to rock.
Would you like to be put to sleep?
The Santa parade is Sunday.
At last, someone who will let you sit on their lap.
I'm eating a cookie.
Stop talking with your mouth full, please.
This day has flown by.
Not enough time to correct all your mistakes?
I'm going to look for a turkey today.
Avoid mirrors; it will make the search more interesting.
I just woke up from a long winter's nap.
Get back to the cave.
a) it's autumn.
b) you've still got enough stored fat to last until April
Dinner is almost ready.
Beer and Cheese Doodles could hardly be called "dinner".
I went shopping online today.
To lazy to leave the house.
I just had dinner at a favorite spot.
Three feet below the big head?
I'm on fire.
As in the head three feet below?
I need a new chair.
You need to give us something challenging. A new chair? For you? C'mon!
I'm feeling stupid.
That shows good insight.
I will be getting a lot of company this week.
I take it the delousing didn't work.
Something is bugging me.
Did you just realize your not to bright, is that it?
I just watched a parade.
I'm not saying you're fat but did anyone did anyone tie a rope to you and try to get you airborne?
I only have 1 pair of pants with no holes in them.
Bragging?
It's dark out now.
The story of your life....
I have a little hangover...
