What else is new? Statement suits you perfectly!
Why am I such an internet geek? I'm totally awesome otherwise.
You certainly are awesomely impaired.
I'm think of changing my hair color.
No more purple please, it's offensive.
I hear sirens.
Baking again?
My butt itches.
Try changing your underwear.
My smoke detector needs new batteries.
eeeeeeeew, that dosen't deserve a reply.
cjhsa, your on my bastid list.
Well at least you've accomplished something.
I'm having a snack now.
I'll bet your a closet eater, still hideing snacks?
I still have a headache, I never get headaches.
Stop banging your head against the wall.
My nose hair needs trimming.
Furby.
Mine don't, at the moment. hehehe
Still, you might wanna do something about that jungle you got down below.
I honk for drivers using cellphones.
So your the one causing all of the accidents.
Could we keep "Bush' paulatics out of this thread pleeeease.
paulaj wrote:Could we keep "Bush' paulatics out of this thread pleeeease.
Sure. If you promise to use SpellCheck.
Almost time for the weekend!
Your poor family has to spend more time with you, don't they.
My family loves having me around, I'm fun.
You might as well go home early, your just f---in' around on A2K anyway.
I'm a bit tired today.
Stop smokin' crack.
I need to go out.
So they let you out of the attic for their amusement?
I need to wash some clothes.
They hardly seem worth the effort.
I was thinking about getting one of those picture phones.
Why would you want to scare unsuspecting callers with your picture?
Almost time to take a drive.
