Sure you can afford the carbs?
I work well under pressure.
What kind of pressure are you talking about Lucy Loose?
I have to go pick something up today..
Another prescription?
I need a new turkey baster.
That's a strange way to refer to your husband.
I have a slight headache.
Osmosis from the people around you.
I keep Tylenol (tm) in my laptop case.
It's very considerate of you to have such concern for your listeners.
Anyone got an aspirin?
No, but I have plenty of your other favorites: Ativan, Klonopin, Chlorpromazine...
My wrist feels weird.
That's probably from the handcuffs.
I have to make a major purchase this weekend.
Up-dating your porn collection again.
My car needs an oil change.
Are you planning to switch from peanut oil?
I keep forgetting to make a doctor's appointment.
With your psychiatrist no doubt.
I avoid doctors.
You obviously avoid the gym as well.
I like salt.
I don't care. Blow your nose like a normal person.
I need new running shoes.
Peter?
I just ate cheese and crackers.
Oh, I thought you had just stuck them to your thighs.
My office is a mess.
It reflects the true you.
I just made a meatloaf
You're never going to suck it up and get a BMW made in this century.
Why don't I shave my balls more often?
(my post was towards cj, posted same time as firefly)
Firefly:
You suck donkey farts.
Why can't I stop doing it too?
What the hell are you doing???????
I can't think of anything interesting to say.
That doesn't surprise me paulaj.
I have some shopping to do.
