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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 14 Mar, 2009 03:28 pm
@Dutchy,
I think it would be best if you don't come back at all!

I am working out of two studios in LA.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 14 Mar, 2009 03:41 pm
@NickFun,
Cleaning toilets is obviously a well paid job with all that travelling involved.

Will be attending an after church fete today.
solipsister
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 01:28 am
@Dutchy,
Doubtless you'll be feted

I'm looking forward to some cryptic answers in your absinthe like go fish
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 02:38 am
@solipsister,
You couldn't track an elephant in the snow let alone solve my cryptics you dummy.

I saw Barry Gibb, Olivia Newton-John and Kylie Minogue perform live at a rock concert last night.
solipsister
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 04:42 am
@Dutchy,
i certainly can't match your tautological illiteracy, (sic) perform live at a concert, and uno ino the answers to your cryptics, apart from the fact that i was referring to my answers to others' questions in your absence, which can't come too soon, which isn't your problem these days like it used to be, and c legs tablets wont help you, great australian bight me

oh, any other berths available, a fishing holiday sounds superlative

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 05:56 am
@solipsister,
You've got to be joking sister, we take only women who are willing and able, not moody members of a knitting club.

My neighbour has offered to look after Fekix my cat when I'm away.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 01:39 pm
@Dutchy,
She even offered some fine cat recipes!

I am allowing my cat to roam the beach at night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2009 01:53 pm
@NickFun,
What a sordid combination, an owner who is a Tom cum Alley cat and a stray beach cat.

I'm meeting an old friend for lunch today.

solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2009 08:44 pm
@Dutchy,
antediluvian antics again

i rang the superannuation hotline today and they averred that a set of steak knives was unlikely to accompany my entitlement
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 16 Mar, 2009 10:43 pm
@solipsister,
A knife in the back is about all you'll get after all the years of dilatoriness and slothfulness you faineant.

Today I received a cheque for $250.00 for having solved an extremely difficult Cryptic puzzle.
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 12:34 am
@Dutchy,
$250 for your obfuscatory oafishness is to damn with faint praise

it's the anniversary of my birth soon, altho i shant take myself out
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 01:39 am
@solipsister,
Your self-imposed wretchedness doesn't impress me one bit you miser.

Tonight I shall entertain some friends by playing one of Sergei Rachmaninoff's most famous compositions Prelude in C sharp minor.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 09:25 pm
@Dutchy,
They won't be friends for long after they hear you play.

I am very busy these days!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 17 Mar, 2009 10:18 pm
@NickFun,
Watching TV, you wouldn't work in an iron lung you bum.

A friend suggested to me last night I missed my calling, I should have been a concert pianist!
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 21 Mar, 2009 12:37 am
@Dutchy,
He actually said "concert penis". But we hear what we want.

I am working on a new TV pilot.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 21 Mar, 2009 07:11 am
@NickFun,
and is his ass sore.

Gotta go do some errands
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 21 Mar, 2009 05:24 pm
@farmerman,
But you're so lazy you'll put them off for next year.

I'm leaving for the hot springs with my lady to watch the sun set.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2009 03:28 am
@NickFun,
You mean the sun will watch you and your lady leaving the bed springs really hot.

I went on an ocean fishing safari today and hooked one monster merlin.
solipsister
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2009 05:42 am
@Dutchy,
quite the magician

i'm getting quotes from three aerialists tomorrow
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2009 06:09 am
@solipsister,
Aerialists have nothing worth quoting.

I must plant my aegerata today.
 

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