6
   

The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2009 02:59 am
@Ticomaya,
With Nash missing a deciding 3 pointer and the Suns losing, your happy weekend 'Rocketed' away.

My team won the football by 37 points today.
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Sat 7 Mar, 2009 07:37 am
@Dutchy,
When are you guys going to stop playing the neighborhood elementary school team?

(Must've been the gash in Nash's chin.)

I'm going to hike up McDowell Mountain in 1 hour.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 11:04 pm
@Ticomaya,
You mean McDonald's Mountain - mountain of fries and burgers.

My girlfriend and I went for a nude dip in the Ojai hot springs today.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 8 Mar, 2009 11:10 pm
@NickFun,
I'll bet your girlfriend scored all the looks whilst you made a spectacle of yourself and drew a blank.

We're enjoying apublic holiday here with free beer and sausage sizzle put on by the local council.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 10:50 am
@Dutchy,
The Local Council of Fat Drunken Slobs?

I am going to be in a new Toyota commercial.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 02:51 pm
@NickFun,
As a copper and defecting the car for lack of brakes.

Going into town today to buy some fishing gear for my upcoming trip.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 03:29 pm
@Dutchy,
fishing for a clue again?

I wish I had a glass of iced mint tea
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 04:14 pm
@farmerman,
To mix with your six shots of vodka!

I have 3 cases of beer in my garage.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 04:39 pm
@NickFun,
just what you need for suds enemas.

I received a notice that I won 24 million dollars
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 9 Mar, 2009 07:13 pm
@farmerman,
And you fell for it. The Nigerians love you!

I have added treadmill running to my workout.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 05:39 am
@NickFun,
Only because you didn't want to show your ugly body to the outside world you wimp.

I was told today my IQ was well above average.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 05:58 am
@Dutchy,
but they didnt say for what species


I must shop for a new suit
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 10 Mar, 2009 03:46 pm
@farmerman,
Is that 70's leisure suit wearing out already or did it just explode in the ass again.

I have a rack full of ties that I never wear!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 02:12 am
@NickFun,
I can believe that, to miserable to donate them to charity eh, you miser.

My neighbour prepared a lovely lunch for me after I cleaned up her garden this morning.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 03:47 pm
@Dutchy,
You really enjoy "coveting thy neighbors wife" don't you Christian?

I just finished three sets of tennis with my girlfriend!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 12 Mar, 2009 10:56 pm
@NickFun,
You forgot to put "table" in front of tennis you miserable sod.

I serviced my car today.

verbivore
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2009 01:06 am
@Dutchy,
would be "funeral service" for the poor car!
I'll have visitors tonight
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2009 02:44 am
@verbivore,
Yes the local Police who are looking for you.

I'm reading the life story of an auntie of my father , her name was "Mati Hari".
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2009 12:44 pm
@Dutchy,
I wouldn't brag that I had the genes of an executed German spy/exotic dancer/prostitute in my family.

My great uncle was the Archbishop of Ottawa.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 13 Mar, 2009 01:41 pm
@NickFun,
And we all know why he was defrocked, don't we, the lowlife.

I'm leaving next week on an extended fishing trip.
 

Related Topics

Is this racism? - Question by McPero
A2K 101 : zingers for later use - Discussion by hingehead
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid." - Discussion by DrewDad
 
  1. Forums
  2. » The Insult Chain Game
  3. » Page 741
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.1 seconds on 06/12/2025 at 04:17:59