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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
alex240101
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2009 01:29 pm
@farmerman,
Did you mean aegerita, Einstein?

Debating what material to use to build a small bridge.
mismi
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2009 02:35 pm
@alex240101,
You should really quit talking to yourself - people will know you're crazy.


I am making crab burgers for supper.
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 03:39 am
@mismi,
i shell get the claws out

i've decided to spend as if there's no tomorrow today
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 05:22 am
@solipsister,
You were spent ages ago you old bag.

Tonight I cooked another delicious lobster in seawater out on the waterfront.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 01:28 pm
@Dutchy,
Brag, brag, brag - you do it so well...lots of practice, eh?

Okay - making the crab burgers tonight since I didn't get to last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 05:12 pm
@mismi,
Another 'crap' meal for the Prof, wondering when he'll find himself a new chef, you pathetic cook in disguise.

Today I'm buying my wife a new dress.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 05:13 pm
@Dutchy,
Try not to complain about it - you're such a tightwad..

The crab burgers SMELL delicious and I am sure they will TASTE the same Razz
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 05:27 pm
@mismi,
Yea like eating bum burners on a sewerage farm.Smile

I'm going to watch sharks in the wild later on today.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 07:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Try not to be your usual clumsy self - who else could I insult so easily?

My kids are all in bed, so it's nice and quiet in the house.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 07:54 pm
@mismi,
I know, ready to park your oversized behind in front of the telly, you chick flick addict.

Sitting here on the terrace, overlooking the beautiful blue Boston Bay, and being served morning coffee and cakes by my daughter-in-law. So well deserved I feel. Smile
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 07:56 pm
@Dutchy,
Talk about big - your head's obscuring the sun for pete's sake!

Not watching a chick flick tonight...Razz
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 08:07 pm
@mismi,
I can tell by your smile you have something else in mind so will leave it at that you siren. Wink

The water looks inviting, may go for a dip shortly.
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 08:22 pm
@Dutchy,
i wish you'd leave that old woman next door alone

i have embarked upon a journey from which there may be no return,
korean cleaners
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 08:45 pm
@solipsister,
I do wish you well on your journey and pray you will return as you mean so much to me even though I hate your guts.

Life at my present location is like being in paradise I humbly confess.
solipsister
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 08:50 pm
@Dutchy,
just like in school there was a, b, c, d and your class e den

i wonder if i'll ever be bothered going to adelaide on hols
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2009 10:21 pm
@solipsister,
I doubt if a woman of your advanced years could even stand the pace in modern Adelaide.

Spotted my first white pointer shark this afternoon whilst doing a quick trip across the bay, just awesome.
solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 01:09 am
@Dutchy,
a pointer would doubtless give you cause for ejaculations of surprise, how risible

instead of spotted dick i'm thinking frenched lamb cutlets this evening
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 06:17 am
@solipsister,
admit it sister a pointed spotted dick is what you desire but with your looks can't get, self service maybe your best bet.

going out first thing in the morning to place some lobster pots.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2009 06:57 pm
@Dutchy,
You keep placing them in the backyard pond wondering why you never catch any.

This weekend I shall be going scuba diving with my sweetheart.
solipsister
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 08:01 pm
@NickFun,
glad to see you shave before diving but what of her?

my new second best friend, buonarroti, is busying himself with my ceilings and walls
 

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