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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 11:34 am
@Dutchy,
We'd like it better if you jumped OUT of the plane -- without a parachute.

I may go skydiving again in April.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 02:55 am
@NickFun,
April fool's day no doubt, don't forget to take your parachute, just in case.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.
verbivore
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 03:27 am
@Dutchy,
What with all that eating, it is surprising you have teeth to show ur dentist!

I have to find some time for reading!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 03:51 am
@verbivore,
Don't spent so much time in bed sleeping you lazy bones.

I may have an early night tonight.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 07:46 pm
@Dutchy,
Because you started drinking at noon.

I shall be appearing in a new artistic production.
verbivore
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 09:51 pm
@NickFun,
Obviously as a clown
Im planning to stitch some clothes today
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 10:10 pm
@verbivore,
Because the seats keep riping out. Maybe buy some larger clothes?

I must go to San Francisco next week.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 10:13 pm
@NickFun,
Doing another stretch for not paying your fines and costs.

Tonights dinner is going to be something special.
verbivore
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 10:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Beacause you are goiung to gobble up the whole town's share

Today seems to be a pleasant day
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 10:20 pm
@verbivore,
Baloney, your answer has spoilt my day, you men teaser.

I'm going to clean my car shortly.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2009 11:40 pm
@Dutchy,
But the dirt's the only thing holding it together!

I always have my car professionally cleaned.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Mar, 2009 01:57 am
@NickFun,
Just goes to show how lazy you are you couch potato.

I'm goingto attend a poetry reading tonight.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Wed 4 Mar, 2009 06:40 pm
@Dutchy,
Most of the 'poems' begin with "there once was a man from Nantucket"...

My insurance lady wants me to trim the tree in my back yard.
verbivore
 
  2  
Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 06:08 am
@NickFun,
Basically she wants you to work a little - you lazy coach!
I have plans for a nice oil massage bath ths weekend
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 08:12 am
@verbivore,
Who would want to massage you, you fat ugly duckling.

I will be going to the early city market on Saturday morning.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 09:15 am
@Dutchy,
about time, youve passed your sell by date.

I am
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Thu 5 Mar, 2009 02:13 pm
@farmerman,
We're trying not to hold that against you.

I was invited for a tugboat ride to the Channel Islands this weekend.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 03:55 pm
@NickFun,
You didn't realise it but they just needed a bit of extra ballast you overweight piece of lard.

Ill be watching my favourite football team in action this afternoon.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 08:36 pm
@Dutchy,
The Pee Wee league again, you perv!

I can take a solid punch in the stomach without flinching.
Ticomaya
 
  2  
Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2009 09:21 pm
@NickFun,
Much like the Pillsbury Doughboy.


I'm watching the Suns play.
 

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