while trying to watch porn.
My house is filled with noisey kid's at the moment.
So the gangbang was a success
I need to quit smoking....
so I can spend more money on hookers.
Children have more energy than they should...
You shouldn't have put the crystal meth in the frosting.
I hate computers.
You don't seem to mind them when Paris Hilton is plastered across the screen!
I need to eat.
What's new?
I had ham for lunch.
In ham are you refering to a big penis?
I love controversy
I'm running out of insults..................................your ugly.
I think I have insult burn out.
I was wondering what that smell was.
I answered a question about the Aeneid today.
I'm sure it was wrong. Your answers usually are.
I saw a sparrow sitting on a telephone wire earlier in the day.
I hope you didn't pull out your double barrel sling-shot again.
It was warm today.
Apparently you missed it, because you still have phone service...
I am on a mission.
I believe the phrase is "I am in a mission"
My tractor is red.
Want me to show you how to drive it?
I can't wait for these kid's to go home.
dont you have a pouch
I like red licorice whips
How much do you have to pay the dominatrix?
I need to stop charging things on my credit card.
Yeah, those hotel receipts can get you in trouble with the wife.
So many insults, so little time.
So many posts, so little sense.
I wonder whether Gus would let me drive his tractor.
That's a funny way to describe sex.
I'm tired.
That's an easy way of avoiding sex.
I could really go for a toasted bagel right now.
