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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 11:42 am
@Dutchy,
And that's as close to getting on a bike that you' ever get!

I drove past Paris Hilton's mansion Sunday night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2009 02:24 pm
@NickFun,
Always suspected you like porno stars.

I'm going to take the bus into town instead of driving today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jan, 2009 03:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Now that your license has been suspended again for DUI.

I'm hosting an Obama inauguration party at my home.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jan, 2009 11:42 pm
@NickFun,
Big deal, just you and your republican cat I assume.

Will spend a leisure day on the water this weekend.
solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 12:54 am
@Dutchy,
Going for a walk , again?

I may get out my paddle.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 03:08 am
@solipsister,
Always knew you were heading up the proverbial creek without a paddle, you dummy.

Having a Friday night beer with the boys tonight.
solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 03:18 am
@Dutchy,
Best crane your neck for the cricket.

Sweeping up tonight.





Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 03:30 am
@solipsister,
Flying in on your usual broom 'solipwitch'?

Bought myself a classy outfit today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 08:07 pm
@Dutchy,
Sung-fitting evening gown, suspenders, bra and 3" stiletto heels. All set for a night on the town!

I may but some new running shoes this weekend.
solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 10:18 pm
@NickFun,
Ooo de rigueur "but running shoes" (sic) with a matching sports bra (sicker).

I may cut the grass this arvo, if you get my drift.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 12:31 am
@solipsister,
When you drift... if you ain't outta control, you ain't in control, so what's your toes baby!

I'm thinking of haveing a spa bath tonight.
solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 01:19 am
@Dutchy,
Don't faucet upon yourself.

Portentous cards suggest a foursome tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 01:46 am
@solipsister,
Your insatiable lasciviousness knows no limits, do they, you jezebel.

The weather will lends itself for an intimate BBQ with some friends tomorrow.
solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 02:28 am
@Dutchy,
As cricket is to plasma tv your barbie intimacy is to another matter on utube.

I may splash on some channel number 9 later that same day.




Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 03:18 am
@solipsister,
Whilst you're splashing around, why not splash some on your ugly face and give yourself a much needed wash.

Have prepared Grass Fed Angus Beef Fillet with Blewitt and Chestnut Mushrooms, accompanied with 1990 Lindemans Sesquicentenary Release Coonawarra Cabernet Sauvignon for my BBQ tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 05:55 pm
@Dutchy,
You spent all that money only to burn everything to ashes on the grill. And take another look at that Cabernet. The price is $1.99. The year is 2009.

I just did a commercial voice over for a friend for 1/3 my usual rate.
solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jan, 2009 10:54 pm
@NickFun,
Your avoirdupois resonates with the need for at least a third off.

I'm ensconced in a game of rock and stick, a precursor to the 4th world war.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 03:11 am
@solipsister,
A paint ball game is about as much stick you'll get you provocateur.

My BBQ turned out to be an exceptional feast.
Montana
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 04:12 am
@Dutchy,
Did everyone survive?

I'm back to being a night owl.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 04:27 am
@Montana,
Your cat is probably a late sleeper so you stay up and party with her.

The evening is balmy with the moon out so I may go for a beach stroll shortly.
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