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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 31 Dec, 2008 04:23 pm
@alex240101,
Yes but you also enjoy getting your ass whacked with a steel brush.

I have been invited to several New Years functions.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2009 03:34 am
@NickFun,
You forgot to mention to pick up the empty bottles.

I watched the New Years Eve fireworks from my backyardswhilst drinking a bottle of the finest Champagne money can buy.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2009 09:17 pm
Of course, you believe $3 a bottle "little Mickey" is the finest champagne money can buy. It all tastes the same after your 6th or 7th glass anyway.

I stayed sober this New Years.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2009 12:07 am
@NickFun,
I know, they don't serve grog in jail.

I will have fresh oranges and lemons from my own trees this year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2009 12:30 pm
@Dutchy,
Now you can squeeze your own mixers!

There is a huge avocado farm down the street from me and I go pick some occasionally.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2009 02:55 pm
@NickFun,
That is called larceny you sneak thief.

I'm going to the races today to see my horse running.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2009 03:27 pm
@Dutchy,
Running? Maybe you mean "stumbling". If he wins you'll get $10K for that dollar you put down!

I'm on my way to the hot springs shortly.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 2 Jan, 2009 04:55 pm
@NickFun,
Now I've heard it all, hot springs in a bordello, your girls certainly have the game sown up.

After the races today I will dine at my favourite Greek restaurant.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 3 Jan, 2009 10:51 am
@Dutchy,
With what? You blew all your money at the track!

My girlfriend is still sleeping.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2009 01:39 am
@NickFun,
Can't blame her, who wants to be awake in your presence anyway.

Had a lovely breakfast with my neighbour out on the patio this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2009 01:21 pm
@Dutchy,
"Coveting thy neighbor's wife" again, eh?

I'm going to be very busy the next week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jan, 2009 02:19 pm
@NickFun,
Checking rubbish bins and collecting unemplyment benefits is what's keep you busy you lazy scoundrel.

Going to buy myself a new plasma TV set today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 01:47 pm
@Dutchy,
The salesman gave you a deal if you buy the plasma separately.

I have a 64" HDTV.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2009 03:24 pm
@NickFun,
That figures, a 1964 Heavy Duty Tractor Version, about time you bought a new one.

Going to spend a lazy day at the beach, the weather is just perfect.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jan, 2009 11:10 pm
@Dutchy,
And when the weather is lousy you'd spend a lazy day under the bridge.

Work has slowed down a lot.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 06:02 am
@NickFun,
And you're still asking for a wage rise, put your country first and your own comforst second.

I shall take it easy tomorrow when the temperature is predicted to be in excess of 108 degrees.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 02:59 pm
@Dutchy,
As you Ozies are on the metric system that means you have boiled away to nothing by now.

I came down with a cold over the weekend
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 03:09 pm
@NickFun,
If your avatar is anything to go by, no wonder, why don't you wear clothes like everybody else, instead of being an exhibitionist.

I watched the Golden Globe Awards on Television last night.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2009 10:01 pm
@Dutchy,
But you were so drunk you can't remember a thing about it.

I bench press over 200lbs.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jan, 2009 04:48 am
@NickFun,
Adjust your glasses moby dick, that scale read 200 ounces.

I met Lance Armstrong today when he stopped and rested in front of my house.
 

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