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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 04:46 am
Don't forget your life jacket in case you fall in the water.

I'll be heading to bed soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 04:52 am
@Montana,
My conscience doesn't allow me to insult you at this critical time for fear I cause you nightmares. Smile
(Good night my dear friend)

I will have a cold beer on my return from the beach, sitting on ice now.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 10:34 am
@Dutchy,
You'll need a cold beer to warm your ass after sitting on ice for so long.

I had a few friends over last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 07:20 pm
@NickFun,
The next thing you're telling me you all went to church.

Another scorcher here today so will spend the day in my neighbour's pool.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 18 Jan, 2009 10:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course, your neighbor is out of town. She'd call the cops if she knew you were there.

A limo is picking me up in the morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 01:54 am
@NickFun,
Cops driving limo's now, a paddy wagon is more likely after your home detention has been revoked.

I had another good win on my son's horse today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 02:19 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course, you bet that the horse would come in last.

I will be going to Las Vegas in a few days.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 03:15 pm
@NickFun,
No doubt gambling and losing the last couple of dollars you owe!

My accountant has just told me I'll be in for a hefty tax slug this year.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 19 Jan, 2009 10:59 pm
@Dutchy,
And you're perplexed because you didn't make any money.

My taxes will be lower this year thanks to the recession.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2009 02:25 am
@NickFun,
You've never paid tax in your life, how would you know, tax dodger.

I shall be watching President elect Obama's inauguration on TV tomorrow morning.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2009 03:04 pm
@Dutchy,
Then you'll miss it entirely. On the normal side of the world it will be morning. On your side it's evening. And summer in January.

One f my best friends is attending the inaugural and a big party after.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2009 06:22 pm
@NickFun,
You're not important enough and only envious you were not invited to this big booze up party.

I was very impressed by President Obama's inaugural speech.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 06:50 pm
@Dutchy,
How could you be? You passed out drunk a half hour before the speech!

I'm going to Washington in May. Maybe I'll stop in and see Barack.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 10:22 pm
@NickFun,
Don't play the big shot, name dropping won't get you anywhere.

I've been awarded a medal for long service to the community.
solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 10:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Tuna catching runs in the family.

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is capable of answering the cryptic clue on worlds first riddle.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 11:42 pm
@solipsister,
You'll probably be wondering a long time as no one knows what you're talking about.

I'm doing a Toyota commercial next week.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 12:20 am
@NickFun,
You're obviously unaware Toyota is broke and you're not going to get paid.

Just collected a prize for successfully completing a difficult cryptic puzzle.
solipsister
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 12:38 am
@Dutchy,
in which tautology was the final answer

unlike the cryptic question on worlds first riddle that dutchy aint got 2 clues about
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 12:08 pm
@solipsister,
Nor do the rest of us. Nor do the rest of us care.

I'm waiting for my turn in front of the camera.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jan, 2009 02:45 pm
@NickFun,
Another mug shot, you kleptomaniac.

I'm wondering what happened to firefly?
 

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