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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2008 04:03 am
@NickFun,
I'll bet after that irate husband found you with his wife and you had to make a quick get away minus your shoes.

I would love to get a laptop for Christmas.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 20 Dec, 2008 09:50 am
@Dutchy,
Even more, you'd love to have a lap fatso.

I'm wrapping up a few lose ends before the end of the year.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2008 02:21 am
@NickFun,
Yea , and whilst you're at it, consult a shrink as I feel you have a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

I'' be watching the fireworks at the Sydney Harbour bridge New Year's Eve.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 01:02 am
@Dutchy,
You don't even have to leave your home this year!

I'm flying on Tuesday.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 22 Dec, 2008 02:06 am
@NickFun,
What's new, you're tripping everyday, you weed head.

Had a big clean up today, trailer full of junk ready for the dump tomorrow.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 23 Dec, 2008 02:38 pm
@Dutchy,
But that's everything you own!

I have just arrived in Florida and the weather is nice!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 03:31 pm
@NickFun,
Anything would be nice compared to the hole where you usually live.

Christmas morning here and I shall be going to church shortly.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2008 05:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Even after the pastor took out that restraining order?

A couple of elderly neighbors will be joining us for dinner tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 25 Dec, 2008 06:32 am
@NickFun,
You can't get away from the knitting club gossip can you now.

I enjoyed a quiet Christmas day with a good meal and a drink.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 12:50 pm
@Dutchy,
In other words no one invited you to Christmas dinner so you stayed home, had some Spagettio's out of a can, got drunk and passed out.

I'm flying back to Los Angeles tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 05:27 pm
@NickFun,
This time try not to embarrass the air stewardesses with your sexual harassment antics.

Going to town shortly to pick up some bargains at the after Christmas sales.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 06:04 pm
@Dutchy,
While you're there you will stop into the soup kitchen for a free meal.

I got a new camera for Xmas!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 02:57 am
@NickFun,
Bet it was one of those cheap $5.00 Chinese throw aways.

My Christmas present was the latest Pflueger Fishing Reel.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 10:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Now it will be easy to catch your dinner when your wife kicks you out of the house again!

Almost time to take down the Christmas tree!
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 28 Dec, 2008 12:11 am
@NickFun,
You call that piece of green fir above your front door a Christmas tree!

I will be celebrating New Years Eve in company of my neighbour.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 28 Dec, 2008 09:44 pm
@Dutchy,
Does your neighbor know this?

My girlfriend will be here soon to tidy up the place.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 28 Dec, 2008 10:45 pm
@NickFun,
You probably had another strip party behind her back you two-timing Casanova.

Saw a couple of great white sharks whilst walking the jetty this afternoon.

(Bloke got eaten by one yesterday!)
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2008 12:17 pm
@Dutchy,
And they saw steak and fries as they waited for a rogue wave.

(his friends say he wouldn't want the shark to die so they are not seeking it)

I am in a recording studio waiting for my turn at the mic.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2008 03:31 pm
@NickFun,
Audition for new talent time?

A nice day for a round of golf this morning.
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2008 08:19 am
@Dutchy,
I didn't know "golf" wqas an Australian booze.

I enjoy all the college bowl games.
 

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