The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Does Moet Champagne usually have a screw off cap? Guess another bottle or two of cheap wine will be your liquid dinner, you lush.

I fixed my doorbell today.

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@firefly,

Whatever for, nobody comes and visits an old hag.

My dentist told me this morning my teeth were in good shape.

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@Dutchy,

Did he pull them out of the jar to look at them?

Four more days of constuction left.

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@alex240101,

You're to old to be playing with Lego Sets aren't you?

Tomorrow will be the perfect day for a BBQ.

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@Dutchy,

Since your idea of a BBQ is a burned food and beer blast, it's no wonder that no one ever shows up, and why your neighbors lock their windows and leave town for the day to get away from all that awful smoke. So, have fun, alone, gnawing on those burgers that taste like burned hockey pucks, and guzzling your case of beer until you pass out on your lawn again.

I received a very funny e-mail today.

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@firefly,

Someone wrote to you and told you you were cute? LOL!

I am reclining in my new office chair.

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@NickFun,

Probably waiting for your secretary to perform a lap dance.

The weather is nice, taking the boat out for a pleasure cruise, this morning.

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@Dutchy,

That broken down leaking rowboat will never make it more than three feet from the dock.

I have been sticking to a healthy diet.

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@firefly,

Heavy fats, pastries, McDonald's burgers - you know- healthy.

My doc says I have the body of a boy.

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@NickFun,

You should change doctors, he's probably a paedophile, you dumb ass.

Just had a swim and feel very refreshed.

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@Dutchy,

But you still stink. Maybe the sewer is not the best place to swim.

I am nearly 50 but I can still do a full hand stand.

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@NickFun,

Standing and holding your arms over your head is not a hand stand, you jerk. You're not even 50, and you're already showing signs of senility.

I voted bright and early this morning.

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@firefly,

And you didn't even have to wait in line because your stench caused all other voters to flee the area.

I voted "no" on question 8.

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@NickFun,

Only because you can't read you dumb ass.

I'm watching an interesting movie on TV and enjoying a beer at the same time.

(Firefly I loved your post on the "I am proud" thread, well written, straight from the heart, congratulations)

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@Dutchy,

(Thank you, Dutchy. Although those kind words make it a little hard to insult you. I'll have to force myself Laughing

)

Yup, that first morning beer really goes well with the dumb cartoons you like to watch. By noon, you'll be so drunk you'll have to crawl to the bathroom on your hands and knees--if you're able to make it that far.

I was up all night watching the election coverage.

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@firefly,

The election coverage ended at 11PM. Now tell us why you were REALLY up all night.

I hope Obama appoints me to something.

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@NickFun,

Chief pooper-scooper for the puppy the Obamas' plan to get would suit your level of talent perfectly. You'd be in charge of cleaning up the White House lawn after the dog has dumped it's load.

I went to a games arcade yesterday.

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@firefly,

Really, trying to find younger clients are you, fat chance at your age granny.

Going into town tomorrow and watch the Christmas Pageant, promises to be a real spectacle this year.

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@Dutchy,

You'll be the one making a real spectacle of yourself--as usual. This year, at least try to keep your pants on.

I have out of town relatives visiting this week.

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@firefly,

They will take a quick look at where you live and run from the house screaming "We're not related!!!"

I met a supermodel yesterday.

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