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alex240101
 
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Reply Fri 7 Nov, 2008 05:13 pm
@NickFun,
I didn't know pages could talk back.

I need to start reading the expiration dates on milk, before buying it.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 08:10 am
@alex240101,
If you'd stop looking for your picture on the cartons--to see if you are missing--you'd be able to read the expiration dates, you jerk.

I think I'll wear a new outfit for my lunch date today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 09:58 am
@firefly,
Your old jeans finally split out in the seams so you bought hand-me-downs from Goodwill -- but new for you.

I attended an Obama party last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 03:41 pm
@NickFun,
You mean pyjama party you republican pervert.

Showing my overseas visitors this beautiful city of mine today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 03:59 pm
@Dutchy,
I hope they remembered to bring their barf bags!

I just had brunch with some well known personalities.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 05:05 pm
@NickFun,
They sure are well known, to the FBI. They're on the Most Wanted list. You don't have snapshots of your friends, you have their mug shots.

I got caught in a downpour today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 06:56 pm
@firefly,
Caught by an irate wife you mean and copped a downpour of abuse, you two-timing troll.

Taking an old friend to a piano concert tonight, she loves Chopin.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2008 08:14 am
@Dutchy,
She's so old, she probably dated Chopin. And now you're trying to swindle this trusting old lady out of her money, you lowlife con man.

My front and back lawns are completely blanketed with leaves.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2008 03:15 pm
@firefly,
Stop seducing the gardener and let him get on with the job.

I enjoyed the concert last night and the delighful supper afterwards.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 9 Nov, 2008 05:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation: I watched the banjo player on the subway then ate a hot dog.

I am going to a tattoo exhibition shortly.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 06:22 am
@NickFun,
Your usual night at a seedy strip club, looking at the tattoos on the pole dancers. Too bad you are so unappealing that none of them will give you a lap dance, no matter how much you offer to pay.

I took my visiting relatives to a Greek restaurant yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 02:06 pm
@firefly,
Only because its the cheapest joint in town and they couldn't read the menu you miser.

Going for a drive through our beautiful wine district and do some wine tasting with my overseas visitor today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 10 Nov, 2008 04:59 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean you're going to grab some cheap wine and get drunk under a bridge with your gypsie friends.

My girlfriend wants a tattoo.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 03:23 am
@NickFun,
No, you want her to have a tattoo on a most delicate spot, why not admit it, you pervert.

Listening to some beautiful classical music at the moment.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 11:34 am
@Dutchy,
The barroom tune "Seven Old Ladies Locked in a Lavatory" can hardly be defines as "classical".

I'll be heading to Florida for Xmas.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 11 Nov, 2008 03:28 pm
@NickFun,
Your yearly trip to the Hookers and Deviates Ball?

Over 100 degrees today, planning a lazy day and an occasional swim in the pool.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2008 09:11 am
@Dutchy,
Going to sit in your kiddie wading pool, with a bottle of Vodka in your hand--again?

I've been getting some great bargains on e-bay.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2008 03:40 pm
@firefly,
Such as that electric bathing suit? Just because something's cheap doesn't make it a "great bargain".

The electric motor on my outdoor Jacuzzi is making an odd sound.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 12 Nov, 2008 04:05 pm
@NickFun,
Have you tried adjusting your hearing aid?

My neighbour has invited me for a swim in her pool today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 13 Nov, 2008 11:13 am
@Dutchy,
Before you jump in the water she will make sure the weights around your waist are securely locked.

I went skinning dipping at Lake Casitas yesterday.
 

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