Load up on that high fat, high calorie junk that you love. Pretty soon your fingers will be so fat you won't be able to use your keyboard and we'll finally have some peace around here.
I have to take my car into the repair shop tomorrow.
Next time, spit out your gum before you start typing--chewing and typing at the same time obviously overloads that pea brain of yours because you forgot to make a comment about yourself.
This is the one time of year when your ugly mug comes in handy--you don't even need a mask to give people the creeps. No wonder everyone wants you at their Halloween party--for ghoulish decorative effect.
Very few children were out ringing doorbells on my block tonight.