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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:09 pm
@Dutchy,
Too bad you can't buy yourself a better personality with it.

I'm going out on a date tonight with my new main squeeze.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 03:17 pm
@kickycan,
She's inflatable so at the end of the night you will just let the air out of her.

I shall be driving into LA shortly with my girl to watch a Broadway show.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 02:12 am
@NickFun,
What bar did you pick her up from, Joe's run down joint?

Having an early night tonight after a busy weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 07:16 am
@Dutchy,
Too hung over to make it back to the pub for another night of drinking?

I've got to make a short trip today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 02:27 am
@firefly,
You mean your daily chore of walking to the corner bottle shop for a bottle of cheap booze, you don't fool me you drunken sot.

I will go grocery shopping in the morning as there are lots of 'specials' on sale.

firefly
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 04:10 pm
@Dutchy,
Load up on that high fat, high calorie junk that you love. Pretty soon your fingers will be so fat you won't be able to use your keyboard and we'll finally have some peace around here.

I have to take my car into the repair shop tomorrow.
alex240101
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 04:18 pm
@firefly,
Did it run out of gas?

A major constuction project started on the freeway, I drive on, to go to work.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 05:20 pm
@alex240101,
If your driving is anything like your sentence structure you're doomed.

I'm doing a little stand up at a comedy club tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 29 Oct, 2008 11:05 pm
@NickFun,
The deaf and blind audience will have a ball. Razz

Going to attend aerobic classes this afternoon.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 02:45 pm
@Dutchy,
"Attend" of course, is not the same as "participate".

I spent 2 hours working out this morning.
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 03:14 pm
@NickFun,
I congratulate you. Not all people can work out how much two plus three is.

10:15pm and I am still at the office
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 03:19 pm
@dagmaraka,
The Office Manager is obviously giving you a good time and you're enjoying the attention.

Off to do my weekend shopping soon.
alex240101
 
  1  
Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 04:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Why are you wearing a mask and carrying a gun?
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 30 Oct, 2008 08:54 pm
@alex240101,
Next time, spit out your gum before you start typing--chewing and typing at the same time obviously overloads that pea brain of yours because you forgot to make a comment about yourself.

I picked up some concert tickets today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 12:17 am
@firefly,
You mean some one dropped them accidentally and you didn't hand them back, you scavenger.

Going to a wedding tomorrow afternoon.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 07:37 am
@Dutchy,
Crashing another event, without an invite, just to get a free meal? Too bad you look like such a derelict--you'll never be allowed through the door.

I have my Halloween candy all ready for the trick and treaters.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 03:30 pm
@firefly,
Such a shame you will have eaten it all before they arrive!

I have been to three Halloween parties this week.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 07:49 pm
@NickFun,
This is the one time of year when your ugly mug comes in handy--you don't even need a mask to give people the creeps. No wonder everyone wants you at their Halloween party--for ghoulish decorative effect.

Very few children were out ringing doorbells on my block tonight.

NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 08:50 pm
@firefly,
Police have instructed parents to have their children avoid your block -- and especially your house!

I have shunned a party tonight in favor of staying home with my sweetheart.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 31 Oct, 2008 11:06 pm
@NickFun,
Ony because she offered you fireworks at home, how weak can you be!

I just opened a bottle of Moet Champagne for pre-dinner drinks.
 

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