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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:19 pm
@NickFun,
And you call yourself a man, you weak gigolo.

I'm wondering what happened to our beautiful firefly?

kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:26 pm
@Dutchy,
You stuck it in a jar until it ran out of oxygen, and now it's dead. Great move, Einstein!

I think I may have just met the girl of my dreams.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 11:32 pm
@kickycan,
A2K's Hugh Hefner has spoken, another floozie on his belt, how many more.......

I will be attending Stevie Wonder's concert tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2008 10:41 pm
@Dutchy,
It's s good thing he's blind. He won't know you're there.

I am in sunny Florida shooting a commercial.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 01:46 am
@NickFun,
What do you do, hold the cue board and sweep the set?

Going to the Casino tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 02:09 pm
@Dutchy,
A fool and his money are easily parted.

I think Dutchy missed me when I wasn't around.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 02:13 pm
@firefly,
Like a tootache. (Nice to see you back though) Very Happy

My vegetable patch looks a treat after all my hard work.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 02:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Three measly carrots, one tiny head of lettuce, and a few rotting radishes attest to your lack of a green thumb. All your "hard work" was ripping open a few packages of seeds, tossing them on the ground, and sprinking them with a little of your beer. Next year, sow them properly, try watering them regularly, and fertilize them for a change, you lazy bum.

I ordered a beautiful new sweater this morning.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 03:15 pm
@firefly,
It will hang on you like a sack as you have nothing to fill it with you make believe Pamela Anderson.

Heading into town shortly to visit an exhibition in the Art Gallery.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 20 Oct, 2008 05:50 pm
@Dutchy,
You will be wearing only a raincoat as you will be one of the "exhibitionists".

I find the Atlantic much warmer that the Pacific.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 05:24 am
@NickFun,
You drink like a fish, you think like a fish, and, since you never bath, you stink like a fish.

I am having trouble finding the right gift for a friend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 05:42 am
@firefly,
Why don't you buy him a file as he probably is a bum in a jail somewhere.

A beautiful balmy evening here tonight, sitting on my patio enjoying some classical music and sipping a glass of topshelf wine.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 21 Oct, 2008 03:49 pm
@Dutchy,
Actually, it's pouring rain and you're sitting outside drunk out of your mind with a bottle of cheap bourbon.

Flying back to Cali tonight!
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 12:22 am
@NickFun,
Dodging the police really keeps you on the move, doesn't it, you deadbeat.

I received some puzzling feedback at work today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 02:01 am
@firefly,
All the boss said, "get on with your job, stop gossiping about your boyfriends".

My neighbour rewarded me with a nice cup of coffee and home made apple pie after I cut her lawns today.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:13 am
@Dutchy,
Isn't she the one the police suspected of poisoning her last two husbands?

I noticed a new scratch on my car yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Oct, 2008 03:11 pm
@firefly,
What difference does that make, it's ready for the scrapheap anyway, besides you're a menace on the road.

I'm picking up an overseas visitor from the Airport this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 24 Oct, 2008 06:27 pm
@Dutchy,
Your opium connection from Afghanistan?

I have an ounce of mild marijuana.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:41 pm
@NickFun,
Along with 20 vials of crack, 6 bags of cocaine, and an assortment of pills that rivals your local pharmacy. We know you're a drugged-up mess, so spare us the details.

I wish the election was over already.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 25 Oct, 2008 02:52 pm
@firefly,
The election is going to take place on the 24th November. Endure the pain of the next few weeks, and painful it will surely be.

I had a little windfall in Cross Lotto last, 4 numbers, you beauty.
 

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