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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 05:21 am
@firefly,
It will be the final demand from the IR department for not paying your taxes as usual.

Will be laying the final pavers for my new drive way in the morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 7 Oct, 2008 08:42 pm
@Dutchy,
Do the final pavers know you will be doing this?

I think I twisted something in my right foot.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 02:10 am
@NickFun,
Probably did it sticking your foot in your mouth--again.

My computer seems to be slowing down.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 06:06 am
@firefly,
Just an illusion, it's your brain granny.

Will give my house a good clean tomorrow as I'm expecting visitors over the weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 06:14 am
@Dutchy,
It's so filthy, burning it down might be your only option.

My dog is ripping up her new toy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 8 Oct, 2008 04:06 pm
@firefly,
Why don't you feed the poor thing, they eat like humans you know!

My cat is a picture of contentment, purring on my desk right now.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 9 Oct, 2008 09:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Meanwhile, all the humans around you are screaming in pain. Why don't you loosen their shackles?

My girlfriend just went out to buy some salmon steaks.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 02:55 am
@NickFun,
She went out to meet her lover, dummy. You'll be lucky if she picks up a can of tuna for your supper on her way home.

I am thinking of selling a piece of property I own.

Eorl
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 04:50 am
@firefly,
Thanks, but I don't live in Brooklyn and I don't need a bridge.

I think I might go to bed early for a change.
alex240101
 
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 06:58 am
@Eorl,
Early? Isn't it a long walk to the shelter?

Pulling up the garden today.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 06:35 pm
@alex240101,
If you want to call crabgrass and dandelions a 'garden'.

My roses bloom even in the winter months here.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 07:52 pm
@NickFun,
That's because you stuck cheap, tacky, plastic flowers into the ground outside your place.

I just tried the new, dark chocolate, M&M's.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 10 Oct, 2008 10:38 pm
@firefly,
Wow! How exciting! Next you'll try that "new and improved" laundry detergent!

I will be meeting an old college friend this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 11 Oct, 2008 02:45 am
@NickFun,
I'll bet you didn't tell your partner, you two timing casanova.

Decided to give Church a miss tomorrow morning.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 11 Oct, 2008 08:40 am
@Dutchy,
The pastor and the congregation are heaving a collective sigh of relief.

I just bought some new hiking shoes.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 08:24 am
@NickFun,
When your girfriend said, "Go take a hike" I don't think she meant that literally, you idiot. Didn't you notice she threw all your belonings out the window?

I love melted cheese.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 04:01 pm
@firefly,
No wonder you can't find yourself a guy, you obese piece of lard.

The weather is perfect here this morning and I'm going for a long swim in the sea.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 10:39 pm
@Dutchy,
I guess this will be your last post!

My wet suit has a hole it it. Time for a new one.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 12 Oct, 2008 11:45 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you have been caught for indecent exposure, you flasher.

Will be talking on MSN tonight with another a2k member.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 13 Oct, 2008 05:20 pm
@Dutchy,
If you had a life you could be having a real conversation with a real human.

I think I'm catching a cold.
 

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