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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 05:13 pm
@Dutchy,
However, you have no intention of actually reading it -- to many big words.

Just got back from a nice swim in the the pool.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 12:47 am
@NickFun,
You must have been in there for hours, you look like a shrivelled prune. No wonder the tiny tots shrieked in fear when you finally emerged.

I think I have excellent manners.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 02:22 pm
@firefly,
If you consider that in some countries belching and farting at the dinner table are considered "excellent manners".

I may purchase some property in Arizona.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 07:44 am
@NickFun,
From the same guy that sold you that great bridge in Brooklyn? What did he tell you this time--that you'd strike oil there? Being a sucker and being dumb is a very bad combo.

I think I'll weed the garden today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2008 10:20 pm
@firefly,
You better not. You'll have nothing left but dirt.

I would like to go skiing this winter.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Wed 3 Sep, 2008 06:38 am
@NickFun,
Why, so you can crash into everyone else on the slopes, like you did last year?

I like to read the daily newspaper.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 3 Sep, 2008 09:22 pm
@firefly,
That Garfield sure is one crazy cat, isn't he?

I seem to be alone on this thread with Firefly.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 05:18 am
@NickFun,
Unfortunately. that leaves me with the most dismal, boring, miserable company in the world.

I wonder why more people aren't posting on this thread?
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 4 Sep, 2008 10:51 pm
@firefly,
Because you're on it.

I'm wondering where Dutchy is?
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 06:28 am
@NickFun,
Here to hound you and firefly, you two boring old weasels.

Have been extremely busy the last few days tending to my property.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 07:27 am
@Dutchy,
You've been watching the auto dealer repossess your car, the tax man put a lien on your bank accounts, and the mortage company tack a foreclosure notice on your house. Seems you haven't been tending to your property while you've been in a drunken haze.

I want to work on my lawn today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:46 am
@firefly,
If you want to call that dirt spot with a few dandelions a "lawn".

My pecs are a little sore from my workout yesterday.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 09:56 am
@NickFun,
Getting your nipples twisted because you are a nerd is hardly what could be considered a "workout".

I got a Honda Pilot this week.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 03:00 pm
@McGentrix,
You need a pilot the way you drive.

I am still driving my '03 Honda Accord.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 04:00 pm
@NickFun,
You shouldn't be, being continuesly on the wagon, you drunken sot.

My weekend is going to be fun and exciting.
McGentrix
 
  2  
Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 05:58 pm
@Dutchy,
I am sure the hookers will think so too.

I made deep dish pizza tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 5 Sep, 2008 06:20 pm
@McGentrix,
Is that what you're calling a can of SpaghettiOs dumped into a soup bowl? Well, at least this time you're not eating them directly out of the can, so, for you, it's probably "fine dining".

I brought in a cooked BBQ chicken for dinner.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2008 07:13 pm
@firefly,
Much easier than cooking it yourself. And it was on sale because it's a month past its expiration date!

I only drink French Roast coffee.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2008 08:49 pm
@NickFun,
I just thought you had a severe case of Parkinson's.

My son had baseball tryouts today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2008 09:05 pm
@Ticomaya,
And humilated both of you by being as clumsy and poorly coordinated as his father.

We've been getting a lot of rain.

 

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