From the same guy that sold you that great bridge in Brooklyn? What did he tell you this time--that you'd strike oil there? Being a sucker and being dumb is a very bad combo.
You've been watching the auto dealer repossess your car, the tax man put a lien on your bank accounts, and the mortage company tack a foreclosure notice on your house. Seems you haven't been tending to your property while you've been in a drunken haze.
Is that what you're calling a can of SpaghettiOs dumped into a soup bowl? Well, at least this time you're not eating them directly out of the can, so, for you, it's probably "fine dining".