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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2008 10:24 pm
@firefly,
To match your disposition.


We don't get that much rain here.

(Actually, he did quite well.)
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 07:40 am
@Ticomaya,
"Here" being your current location in a maximum security federal prison.

I had some flooding yesterday due to the rain.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 10:28 am
@firefly,
Actually that was your toilet overflowing again.

I just downloaded Google Chrome and it works great!
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 02:52 pm
@NickFun,
But the virus you downloaded with it will destroy your PC.

I just had a wonderful nap.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 09:51 pm
@firefly,
And it was so good you had another one right after it! Now time for bed!

I just had a wonderful hot tub.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 12:42 am
@NickFun,
How much did the trollops charge you this time to massage your shrivelled body.

My father's day was just perfect yesterday.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 02:02 am
@Dutchy,
The paternity test results got you off the hook for a change?

I've been thinking about writing a book.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 07:37 pm
@firefly,
But then you realized you have led an amazingly boring life and have nothing to write about.

I have a stage play I wrote that we're taking to Scotland next year.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 06:26 am
@NickFun,
Somehow I don't think anyone will believe you wrote "Hamlet" you idiot.

I got drenched in the rain yesterday.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 06:35 am
@firefly,
I didn't expect anything else from a dumb blond street walker.

Would love to read one of Nicks's film scripts.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 07:50 am
@Dutchy,
I'm sure you would. But, to learn how to read, you've got to start at the beginning, with something simple, like, "See Spot run...run, Spot, run..."

I have to write some reports now.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 11:11 pm
@firefly,
You need to write a report explaining why you can never write your reports.

I have gained two pounds. Time for the treadmill.
Dutchy
 
  2  
Reply Thu 11 Sep, 2008 05:44 am
@NickFun,
Who would notice two pounds on your obese body, you put Mobydick to shame.

Watching the Olympic Games for handicapped people is a real inspiration.

(One Korean guy won the 100m freestyle swimming and he had no arms!!, to top it off he won the 100m backstroke as well, just incredible)
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 12:11 am
@Dutchy,
You think to yourself "there should be a fat peoples Olympics for guys like me".

I was invited to a wienie roast
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2008 10:19 am
@NickFun,
Some invite--your friends told you to bring your own wienies, and enough for them too. Oh, and they told you not to forget to bring the rolls too. And the beer as well. Your "social life" really isn't very impressive, is it?

I seeded my lawn yesterday.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2008 12:06 pm
@firefly,
You mean you seeded that patch of infertile dirt where even weeds won't grow.

My girlfriend wants a new fir coat even though we live in LA!
Ticomaya
 
  2  
Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 09:47 pm
@NickFun,
She's so dumb, she probably does want a fir coat.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1557/fircoatnk0.jpg

I got sunburned today.
kickycan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2008 03:24 pm
@Ticomaya,
It's not called sunburn if you get it by standing under the heatlamp at your job at McDonald's.

I really think this Obama guy could win.
mismi
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2008 03:41 pm
@kickycan,
Why don't you leave the thinking to people who do it a little more?

I am about to take the twins to Cub Scouts
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2008 08:49 pm
@mismi,
You only have one child. Maybe time for the optometrist.

I'm going to Florida for Christmas.
 

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