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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 10:35 pm
@firefly,
And it makes your ass look fat. But so does everything...

I have super strong abs.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 02:42 am
@NickFun,
And super strong body odor to match.

I solved a big problem yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 06:20 am
@firefly,
No doubt you flushed it down the toilet you lazy so and so.

Weather is going to be fine tomorrow so going to do a spot of fishing.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 01:29 pm
@Dutchy,
You really mean you'll be doing something fishy. Like running one of your scams on the little old ladies at the local Bingo Hall, you cad.

I was complimented on my appearance today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 04:26 pm
@firefly,
Yea, yea, yea by a drunken hobo no doubt, looking for a cheap thrill.

Getting ready for my morning walk, sun is out, should be enjoyable.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 07:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Enjoy your hour in the exercise yard before you have to go back to your cell. You need a little sunshine, your prison pallor is ghastly.

I am watching the Democratic convention.

NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 27 Aug, 2008 10:26 pm
@firefly,
Whoa! Slow down girl! Too much excitement isn't good for you!


I had a spinach salad for lunch.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 27 Aug, 2008 11:43 pm
@NickFun,
Oh my God, Popeye is talking, is Olive Oyl waiting for you?

Not going out tonight, staying home and watch a little TV.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2008 05:09 pm
@Dutchy,
You're too drunk to even make it to the pub. Right now, you couldn't focus your eyes well enough to even see the TV set, let alone watch anything on the screen.

I feel ravenously hungry.

NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2008 09:08 pm
@firefly,
Even after those two loaded pizzas, bucket of hot wings, two pounds of potato salad and case of beer! Time for a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter to tide you over until dinner!

I am a svelte 168 pounds.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 29 Aug, 2008 04:45 am
@NickFun,
Since you are only 4' 10", svelte you ain't, Chubbo. The only thing your shape brings to mind is a bowling ball--small, round, and very heavy.

I am looking forward to having a week off from work.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 29 Aug, 2008 07:21 pm
@firefly,
So are your co-workers. And your boss. As a matter of fact, they'd look forward to you never coming back!


I turned down an acting job to take it easy this long weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 07:42 am
@NickFun,
Standing in a clown suit outside McDonald's, handing out Happy Meal coupons, is not exactly an "acting job", but, for you, even that's too much work.

I'm hoping I'll get a major job accomplished today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 12:17 pm
@firefly,
A blow...damn. I can't say it.


I'm heading off to Santa Barbara in a few minutes.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 02:48 pm
@NickFun,
Don't hurry back--this place looks and smells better without you.

I have been fixing up the outside of my house.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 30 Aug, 2008 05:32 pm
@firefly,
Only after the local authorities threatened you with eviction from your junkyard.

My garden is in full bloom and admired by all my neighbours.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 02:29 am
@Dutchy,
That's because you are growing marijuana, and your neighbors, like you, are all pot-heads. Expect the police at your door shortly.

I have to do some repair work today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 01:21 pm
@firefly,
On your face.


Good things will be happening to me very soon!
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 01:55 pm
@NickFun,
Don't count on getting parole--the Board has already turned you down three times, why should this time be any different.

The news about Hurricane Gustav is very distressing. I'm glad I don't live near it's path.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 03:52 pm
@firefly,
What's new, your house always looks like its been hit by a hurricane, you're all wind and no action.

Visiting the library and picking up a good book today.
 

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