The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Your neighbor's house is burning, and you're glued to your TV set? You're a world-class, gold medal, couch potato. I hope you at least called the fire department for them, you lazy, callous bum.

I am feeling really exhausted right now.

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Your nocturnal activities catching up with you aren't they.

I have a busy and exciting weekend coming up.

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@Dutchy,

Going down to the river to scrub your laundry against the rocks? Going to buy new lightbulbs so you won't be sitting in the dark every night? Planning on changing your underwear and your socks?

I have to decide how to invest some money today.

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Why don'y you put it back where you stole it from, the collection plate in church, you lowlife.

Going to roast a small piglet on the spit this weekend.

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@Dutchy,

"Small piglet" is a nickname for your wife.

Getting married again has crossed my mind.

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@NickFun,

Seven failed marriages haven't been enough for you?

I think I should take up a sport.

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@NickFun,

Got another broad pregnant again eh, you sex maniac.

Going for a Sunday drive tomorrow and have lunch in a cosy country pub.

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@Dutchy,

Gonna drink and drive again? Shouldn't you wait 5 more years until they give you back your license?

Why am I rated -19 for this thread?

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@NickFun,

Probably because no one likes you and they want to ignore all your posts.

I'm celebrating the end of the Olympics by making a Chinese dish for dinner.

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@firefly,

Indeed, dog meat is a delicacy in China.

I know a man who once won a silver medal in crew racing.

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@NickFun,

I bet nobody brags about knowing you.

I think I'll give myself a pedicure.

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@firefly,

So, you're about to trim the toenails now that they're poking through your shoes.

My number on this thread have dropped again. Maybe I'll give it up.

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@NickFun,

That's one of a thousand things you should give up, because you suck.

I'm getting ready for the A2K Fantasy Football draft.

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@Ticomaya,

That would be the first time an overweight, out of shape, beer guzzling couch potato ever won a football draft.

I recently purchased a couple of nice Cuban cigars.

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@NickFun,

Which will explode as soon as you light them, sucker. And I hate to tell you about the "genuine diamond" ring the same guy sold you...

I really don't understand the new A2K rating system.

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@firefly,

And you have yet to figure out how to tie your shoes.

I just had some wonderful Thai food.

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@NickFun,

And you didn't realize it was marinated dog you ate.

I don't care one iota about the ratings here.

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@Dutchy,

You're usually too drunk to care about anything.

I have a doctor's appointment today.

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@firefly,

Hope all is well with you firefly, I couldn't possibly insult you on such a personal matter.

Sometimes I show a lot of empathy to my opponents. Smile

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@Dutchy,

Only so you can get them off guard, and then stab them in the back.

I'm wearing a new outfit today.

(only a routine vist, Dutchy, but thanks for your concern)

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