So you give it away while all the other girls on the corner are selling -- and they still get more than you.
I rarely work for less than $150/hour.
That's because you rarely work, period.
I dont know whether to watch the Olympics opening ceremonies.
Only because you're to busy doing 'other' things.
Will be watching day 1 of the Olympics in its entirety.
That's because turning on your TV is your main activity on most days, you lazy bum. You'd watch a day of infomercials if nothing else was on.
I just remembered I have an appointment this morning.
Don't mislead us, you have appointments all hours of the day and night, you Jezebel.
Can't decide whether to drink tea or coffee whilst watching the Olympic Games.
Goddam modafukas.
What's this thread all about, then?
If you learned how to read, you could figure it out, birdbrain.
I'm about to enjoy a great breakfast.
50 pancakes, extra doses of syrup, 12 sausage links, 20 strips of back, one gallon of coffee, 10 eggs and an 86 oz glass of orange juice! Now you can hardly wait for lunch!
I has 2 eggs, 2 strips of bacon and coffee for breakfast.
And you were so hung over, you then barfed it all up.
I resolved a problem yesterday.
You learned how to out the toilet paper on the roller. Good for you!
I saw fireworks last night
Right after your girlfriend landed a punch on your nose. Serves you right for two-timing her, you creep.
I'm finding the Olympics boring.
Yea, because you're used to an 'exiting' nightlife.
I find the O/G women's beachball exiting.
You find sand exciting.
I'm watching a classic movie.
Translation: Old..just like yourself.
I woke up early this morning.
I know, you've got a tap on your shoulder.
I'm enjoying a feed of lobster right now.
In America that would mean you're feeding yourself to the lobsters. Too bad they find your taste repulsive!
I went for a long hike this morning.
Evading the cops as usual you mean.
Going for a long trip tomorrow.
Evading the cops as usual you mean.
Going for a long trip tomorrow.
Judging by your double posts, I'd guess you were already tripping on those magic mushrooms. Your craving for drugs wouldn't let you wait until tomorrow, would it?
I enjoy watching the Olympic gymnastics.
Only because it reminds you of days long ago you old bag.
Just scaled a freshly caught lobster for lunch.
