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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 11 Aug, 2008 08:53 pm
Lobsters don't have scales, you idiot. You were too drunk to know what you were eating for lunch.

I just cleaned my laptop screen.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2008 04:23 am
No doubt spilt your home made brew all over it you closet drinker.

Pleased to be home again after my long trip.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:27 am
This time you better keep your nose clean and not violate your parole again, if you want to stay at home.

I have to get my car washed.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2008 05:39 am
Wash that rust bucket, I'll take it to the wrecker if I were you.

I found a little windfall in my letter-box today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2008 10:13 pm
You mean you found some store coupons for 5% off anything in the store!


I am considering the purchase of a new armchair.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 07:05 am
Aw, no. That filthy, ripped-up one you now have goes so well with the rest of your decor--keep it.

I am hearing very loud crickets outside my house.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 07:09 am
You wanted to live with Gus in the swamp.

I'm listening to some classical music.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2008 11:34 am
Those Teletubbies tunes you love are not "classical music". If you graduated to Sesame Street songs, you might learn to count or say the alphabet.

I think I'm going to brush my dog.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 02:36 pm
Why don't you start with yourself, you dishevelled old witch.

About to make myself a hearty breakfast.

firefly
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 03:01 pm
@Dutchy,
You pack away more in one meal than most of the people in the world eat in a week, Porky.

I am not happy with all the changes to A2K, it's too confusing.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 03:57 pm
Not surprised you dumb blonde, you have a brain the size of a pea.

I like the new site, I think it is very sophisticated.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 07:43 pm
@Dutchy,
You also think that mud wrestling and belching contests are "very sophisticated", so we have some idea of your standards.

I don't think I really like change.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 10:13 pm
For heavens sake act your age, a change will do you good you old whinger.

I think the new site is a brilliant innovation.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 14 Aug, 2008 11:08 pm
@Dutchy,
You're obviously off your rocker.

I don't completely despise the new site.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Aug, 2008 04:52 am
@Ticomaya,
As usual, you are too much of a wimp to express your true feelings, Girlie-man.

I can't believe the summer is almost over.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Aug, 2008 03:13 pm
Wonder you have time to notice you're always inside entertaining somebody.

Wandering into town later on for a drink with the boys.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Aug, 2008 12:14 am
@Dutchy,
Don't you mean STAGGERING into town?

I want my old avatar back.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 16 Aug, 2008 04:10 am
@NickFun,
Why? Almost anything else would be an improvement on a photo of you.

I think I need some pep pills.



NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2008 08:07 pm
@firefly,
And wash them down with Vodka.

I can still run a mile in 6 minutes.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2008 08:54 pm
@NickFun,
Only when the police are chasing you.

I try to learn something new every day.
 

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