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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 2 Aug, 2008 11:15 am
Glad you could find a way to use the squirrel droppings you collected for the past year.

One of my neighbors seems to be running an electric saw, and it's getting on my nerves.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Aug, 2008 03:03 pm
And the tree he's cutting down is about to fall on your roof, because you've been getting on his nerves for years.

I am enjoying some delicious watermelon right now.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 01:10 am
You read those stories about watermelons being as god as Viagra and you wanted to find out for yourself. Sadly, you discover it does not.


I may just take tomorrow to work out and relax.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 02:20 am
Pulling the tabs off beer cans is not exactly a "work-out", even with the amount of beer you guzzle down. Better keep flipping channels, so that using the remote will increase your energy expenditure. But, don't overdo it, it's rather cute how your flab ripples in the breeze.

I haven't had freshly brewed coffee in a long time.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 08:46 am
Just keep reusing those old grounds!


Time to start my day!
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 03:02 pm
Have you decided yet where you'll be panhandling today?

I have to resolve a problem with a neighbor.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 3 Aug, 2008 11:02 pm
You've always found the best way to resolve these disputes is with firearms, threats and intimidation -- in that order.


I just had dinner at the Busy Bee.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 03:23 am
Better known as the kitchen at the Men's Shelter or The Roach Motel.

I was just on the phone with a computer support technician.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 07:30 pm
Next time you need support, try calling AA.

I just realized......I have to pee.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 10:35 pm
Woops! Too late again! Maybe get some Depends.


I peed about an hour ago.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 10:39 pm
And in your big boy pants, too.


I had a big salad for dinner.
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 10:42 pm
I'm sure Bubba liked his salad tossed too.

I'm posting on A2K.

T
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 4 Aug, 2008 10:47 pm
And for the very first time, you managed to avoid a typo.


The D-Backs won their game.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 5 Aug, 2008 09:53 pm
Better celebrate now because they sure as hell won't win a second one.


I am sporting jeans and a red stripped shirt.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 02:15 am
And, man, does that outfit make you look fat. Did you get dressed in the dark?

BTW, you said

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I am sporting...a red stripped shirt.


A stripped shirt? That's the one you always wear when you expose yourself in public--your perv shirt? No wonder the cops call you "Bozo".

I can hear the rain hitting my windows.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 06:49 am
About time you bought yourself a hearing aid, that ain't rain but a client knocking on your door.

Went to feed the Tuna today, a great experience, nearly got seasick.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 04:55 pm
Was that before, or after, you fell off the boat because you were so drunk?

My great plans have run into an obstacle.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 6 Aug, 2008 07:52 pm
You planned to get drunk again tonight but you ran out of booze.


I'm going to the sauna in just a little bit.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 06:03 am
You'll have it all to yourself. The sight of sweat running down your fat hairy body repulses the other users.

I have to do a lot of errands on my way home from work.
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jove
 
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Reply Thu 7 Aug, 2008 09:07 am
You work?

I work for free. Very Happy ~To me,,, verily verily so some say,,, Amen.
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