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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2008 05:21 pm
Stop talking to the person in the mirror.

I hope my corn is matured by this weekend.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2008 06:36 pm
It doesn't matter how old your corn is -- just go to a podiatrist and get it cut off!

I'm going to have dinner with some relatives tomorrow night.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2008 08:12 pm
You call that dinner taking sandwiches to your relatives in the local penitentiary.

Looking forward to a long trip tomorrow.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jul, 2008 10:51 pm
Perhaps a few years away from the internet and any sign of civilization, I hope.


I'm gonna meringue dance Friday night.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 04:06 am
That stupid chimp imitation you do always falls flat, putting it to music won't help.

I've got to buy gas first thing this morning.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 04:11 am
I'm not surprised, on your beat you're likely to meet all sorts of kinky people.

I'll be off on my two week fishing expedition tomorow.

(Genuinely, see you back in 2 weeks Smile )
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 11:27 am
If you'll be fishing for compliments, expect to come home empty handed. No one can ever find anything good to say about you.

I just drove by my county jail.

(Have a good trip, Dutchy Very Happy )
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alex240101
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 04:49 pm
Did you check up on the kids?

Have to buy string tomorrow.
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Mr Nice
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 07:04 pm
Is that so important?

It's gonna rain.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 07:13 pm
Wow, you're really up on current events. Any more earth-shattering news?

I think I need new glasses.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 09:21 pm
You better not get them! If you look in the mirror you'll pass out!



I just got a deal on a winter jacket.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 10:06 pm
Still buying stolen merchandise out of the back of someone's truck?

I keep forgetting to put my check in the bank.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Jul, 2008 10:58 pm
It costs more for the bank to process your check than the check is worth.


I dined al fresco this evening.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jul, 2008 02:37 am
Were the pickings at the dumpster good?

I should use my camera more often.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jul, 2008 11:13 pm
So long as you remain BEHIND the camera.


I just bought some Puritan slacks.
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solipsister
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2008 04:45 am
NickFun wrote:

I just bought some Puritan slacks.


Your religiosity is bottomless

I'm feeling uppity
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2008 08:05 am
Count to 10, and let the feeling pass, before you make a complete jackass of yourself.


I'm glad I can do some of my work at home.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2008 10:44 am
You coworkers wish you did ALL your work at home.


I may have to go to New York soon.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Aug, 2008 05:23 am
You've run out of drug dealers in California?

We're expecting a storm today.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Sat 2 Aug, 2008 07:01 am
Weather, is senior citizens, most talked about topic.

Going to dig a new hole for our compost.
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