You can explain to your wife that you were simply giving the neighbor lady a "lube job".
I must get to the beach to soak up some vitamin D!
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firefly
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 05:32 am
If the D stands for dummy, you've already got way more than you need.
I am in such a good mood.
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Dutchy
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 07:02 am
No doubt a virile male is on his way to give you a good massage etc.
I had 5 numbers in Lotto last n ight which will give me some extra pocket money this week.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 07:14 am
No it won't. It'll just help to replace some of the money you lost at the track in the past two weeks. You're still behind, you dumb loser.
I haven't ridden my bike in a very long time.
(BTW, congrats on winning, Dutchy )
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 07:18 am
You mean you're the old bike and haven't been ridden for a long time.
First thing in the morning I'll be having a hair.
(Thank you firefly, most of it will pay my speeding fine )
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Stray Cat
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 11:44 am
One hair? That must be the cheapest toupe in the world.
It's getting ready to storm outside. Glad I'm inside.
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kickycan
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 11:56 am
Too bad your house smells like a used cat box.
I am going to a wedding today.
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Stray Cat
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 12:10 pm
Then it'll have to be a combination wedding/exorcism.
I'm going to be doing volunteer work soon.
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firefly
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 01:53 pm
I heard they were giving hookers community service instead of jail time.
I'm watching a chick flick.
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Dutchy
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 04:49 pm
Yea I know xx-rated, getting ready for nocturnal action. aren't you.
Going to do some painting today.
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NickFun
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Sun 27 Jul, 2008 06:00 pm
Gonna try painting the garage door again Picasso?
I forgot to put sunscreen behind my ears.
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firefly
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Mon 28 Jul, 2008 02:50 am
You'd think, with a nickname like "Dumbo", that you'd never forget those huge jug handles on your head. From the rear now, you must look like a bright pink flamingo with the wings full spread. Perhaps you'll find work as a lawn ornament--something really suited to your mental skills.
I just made myself a melted cheese sandwich.
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Dutchy
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Mon 28 Jul, 2008 07:47 am
Why don't you eat proper food you obese piece of lard.
Sitting near a warm open fire and enjoying a coffee.
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firefly
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Mon 28 Jul, 2008 12:05 pm
Too bad you don't have a fireplace, idiot. Instead of being in here, better call the fire department to put out that grease fire in your stove before your whole house burns down, numbskull.
I just faxed a lot of work to my office.
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NickFun
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Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:18 pm
You just sent them a lot of work you should have done yourself.
I am planning a quick trip to Colorado.
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firefly
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Tue 29 Jul, 2008 03:57 am
Don't bother packing, the police will be waiting for you at the airport.
I need to cool off my house.
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Dutchy
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Tue 29 Jul, 2008 04:07 am
Got those hot flushes again.
Just baked myself the most delicious macadamian nut cake to go with my coffee.
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Stray Cat
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Tue 29 Jul, 2008 05:16 am
A dutch nut cake eating a macadamian nut cake. Interesting.
Friend of mine got stung by hornets when he accidentally mowed over their nest.
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Dutchy
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Tue 29 Jul, 2008 05:25 am
You probably got stung by him afterwards.
Drinking a nice glass of white wine presently.
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firefly
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Tue 29 Jul, 2008 02:02 pm
And, by noon, you'll have put away a gallon of the stuff, you lush.
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