I'm not sure you should be bragging about your visits to the Whore House.
I really haven't listened to the news today.
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Dutchy
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Tue 22 Jul, 2008 03:13 am
How could you, having wasted your time sleeping around all night, you vamp.
Going to the movies shortly.
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firefly
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Tue 22 Jul, 2008 05:17 am
The local porn theater has a discount matinee?
I want to get to the office early today.
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Dutchy
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Tue 22 Jul, 2008 06:29 am
No doubt for using the bosses long distance phone account you cheapskate.
Will get my car serviced in the morning.
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firefly
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Tue 22 Jul, 2008 08:34 pm
The only service that should be performed on that old heap of junk is the Last Rites.
I really want it to rain tomorrow.
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Dutchy
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Tue 22 Jul, 2008 11:09 pm
Only because your car and windows are filthy dirty you lazy good for nothing.
Harvesting some fresh pineapples shortly.
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firefly
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Wed 23 Jul, 2008 07:08 am
Definition of "Harvesting":
Open the can, dump pineapple chunks into a bowl (and likely not a clean one).
Be sure you limber up first, you don't want to sprain a muscle with all that heavy activity.
I have to do some reports this morning.
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Dutchy
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Wed 23 Jul, 2008 05:10 pm
Reporting to your local cop shop is more likely you kleptomaniac.
Will take the boat out for a bit of fishing today.
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firefly
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Wed 23 Jul, 2008 05:36 pm
And I bet you take your rubber ducky into the bath with you as well. Have fun fishing for the soap, Captain Ahab.
I just sent a friend an e-card.
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Dutchy
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Wed 23 Jul, 2008 06:01 pm
No doubt an invite for a bit of nocturnal fun.
Going to visit an art gallery tomoorow.
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firefly
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 04:49 am
Watching your friends spray-paint graffiti on walls is about as close as you get to "art".
I better take an umbrella with me today.
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Dutchy
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Thu 24 Jul, 2008 09:28 am
Why bother, you'll spend most time indoors, after walking your 'beat'.
About to relax and listen to Brahms Piano Concerto No. 1.
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firefly
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Fri 25 Jul, 2008 06:11 pm
It's nice they allow you to have a radio in your cell, although your fellow inmates may not appreciate the Brahms, and they'll let you know that, in no uncertain terms. Forget about relaxing.
I just had a delicious juicy peach.
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Dutchy
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Fri 25 Jul, 2008 06:17 pm
Can't keep your hands of the young toy boys can you.
About to go and do my grocery shopping.
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NickFun
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 01:43 am
The list reads: 6 cases beer, 6 bottles gin, 3 bottles vodka, food.
Just returned from Mexico where it's very hot!
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firefly
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 06:21 am
I'm sure it's particularly hot when the feds are after you for tax evasion. Now that you've been extradited, you can cool your heels in a government pen.
I have to hire a painter.
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Dutchy
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 06:45 am
Is your face really that cracked?
I'm reading an interesting book about Police work at the moment.
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firefly
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 08:57 am
And I bet your copy of, "Debbie Does the Dallas Cops" must be chock full of porn photos--in fact, it's mostly a dirty picture book, isn't it?
I'd like a new washing machine.
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NickFun
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 09:51 am
Since the old one broke last year your clothes are getting pretty funky.
I'm thinking of taking a cruise.
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Dutchy
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Sat 26 Jul, 2008 06:11 pm
Make that a cruise into outer space so we won't see you back.
My neighbour has asked me to fix her car, can I refuse a lady in distress?
