No doubt in a cell at the local police station.
I'm about to light the bbq for a steak luncheon.
You know that large people can do damage to things - especially delicate equipment - when you get on them. You should get off of it.
I have an extra child here tonight.
How many illegitimate kids do you really have?
About to open a special red to go with the meat.
And what alcoholic beverage do you not consider special dear Dutchy?
We are going out for breakfast in the morning.
McDonalds here we come again, they must know you by now.
Have added a few marinated prawns on the hot plate. Yummy.
Your capacity to ingest huge quantities of food has reached frightening proportions. Do you drive a U-Haul truck to the supermarket to hold all of the bags?
I think I will go to bed early tonight.
I'll bet your toy boy is warming the bed up alrerady.
Looks like we'll have a bit of a party, mate just called in with another slab of beer.
I'm sure you two girly boys will have fun.
I have to finish this shoot tomorrow making that 7 straight days working.
Even God took a break after 6 days, but then He wasn't working as a hit man for the mob, was He? If you say no to your boss, you're likely to get a permanent rest. Better keep shooting and stop complaining, sucka.
Time just seems to fly lately.
It always does if you do nothing all day, get of your big fat bronze and do something constructive, you will notice the difference.
Rain forecast for tomorrow so housbound once again.
Poor baby. Guess you'll have to resign yourself to another day in front of the TV, polishing off a case of beer and 6 packages of chips. Not that you ever go anywhere, even when the weather's nice.
I have to go out to the drug store.
Running low on Extacy?
Must run out and get a few things for the party at my house this afternoon.
Cocaine, sex toys, vodka, handcuffs, gin, whips--your usual party fare.
I am creating a new recipe for dinner tonight.
Your usual Sunday night aphrodisiac sandwich.
Busy Monday ahead on my property.
Watching another football game?
I have had the most relaxing day
Stayed in bed all day as you usually do on a Sunday eh.
Have some very important business to attend to this afternoon.
And this time you better pay off your bookie, if you value your kneecaps.
I have a lot of errands to do today.
Trying to keep your creditors from your door no doubt.
Bought some beautiful classic music on a DVD today.
I'd hardly call the soundtrack from Disney's Cinderella "classical music", but it's better than the junk you usually listen to. Now, if you only owned a DVD player, you'd be able to listen to it, nitwit.
I think the hot weather is making me feel ill.
Not the weather old girl, menapause and hot flushes!
Going to have a real workout this morning, follwed by a spa bath and massage.
